The Notes of Bottom Gun: Chapter 2
Chapter 1 was...unhinged. This one is going to be unhinged as well, but hopefully a bit more mature.
This is a work of fiction. I do not promote or support any of the characters' harmful actions, words, and usernames. All occurrences of real Chess.com usernames are coincidental and used fictiously. I do not mean to insult people or call anyone out. If anyone has the same username as anyone in this series, I either created the character before the person joined or without knowledge of anyone on this site having the username.
This is for entertainment only.
With that out of the way, please enjoy the story!
Chapter 1 in case you missed it: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/the-notes-of-bottom-gun-chapter-1
Members of Bottom Gun
Owner
TomCruise_33 🇺🇸
Super Admins
iHaveYourBankAccount 🇵🇸
NewYearNewDisaster 🇦🇫
SlytherinRules1942 🇬🇧
Admins
Queen_of_Dogs 🇬🇧
Cagnus_Marlsen 🇳🇴
LovingPuppy 🇮🇱
TheWriterOfDucks 🇺🇸
Coordinators
cats-are-awesome-1437 🇦🇺
dagger-one 🇯🇵
LaggyComputer 🇻🇪
I-own-a-million-clubs 🇺🇦
Members
I-am-a-GM-for-real 🇯🇵
chess123456789 🇺🇦
UnstoppableActor 🇷🇺
TheAuthorOfGeese 🇺🇸
DUCK 🇮🇷
lets_go_brandon_54 🇺🇸
TwinTower-911 🇺🇸
RussianGoose22 🇷🇺
Nine-One-One 🇮🇶
Fireheart32 🇱🇻
GM_of_America 🇺🇸
M888_killer 🇨ğŸ‡
Kolinski_S1-6 🇵🇱
Bongcloud 🇮🇹
ChristmasBird 🇺🇸
Flammenwerfer 🇩🇪
FrostyFox62 🇱🇻
TomcatHornetFighter 🇺🇸
CheckersDavid-David 🇵🇦
Scorpion197 🇺🇸
procession123 🇨🇦
In the notes of Bottom Gun
iHaveYourBankAccount: Do you guys think Kevin and Josh are gonna be un-banned?
TheAuthorOfGeese: IDK. Why would he ban them anyway?
iHaveYourBankAccount: Like I said three weeks ago, maybe they had a fight in DMs.
TheWriterOfDucks: Can someone please fill me in? I wasn't here when that happened but you guys keep talking about it.
iHaveYourBankAccount: I'll DM you.
Flammenwerfer: Did you guys get ban attacked or something?
RussianGoose22: Have you not been paying attention? You joined 5 days after the event!
LovingPuppy: I think Brandon and 911 will have learned their lesson by now. Maybe they should be unmuted...
Queen_of_Dogs: I wouldn't unmute them. Tom's been a bit on edge and doesn't like people doing anything without his permission.
Cagnus_Marlsen: He hasn't spoken since the incident though...
Queen_of_Dogs: You must have missed him posting in all caps about not messing with anything.
Cagnus_Marlsen: Yeah, I was probably sleeping lol
LaggyComputer: Hey guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
LaggyComputer: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
LaggyComputer: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M888_killer: What happened 3 weeks ago? It looked like your computer blew up but it didn't register until a minute after it already happened.
LaggyComputer: IDK. Thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
LaggyComputer: ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
LaggyComputer: ssssssssssss realllllllllllllllllly weird code popppppppppppppppppppped uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppp and I got logggggggeddddddddd outtttttttttt
GM_of_America: You're laggier than usual...
RussianGoose22: Dude, stop. You're making my notifications lag! lag! lag! lag! lag! lag!
RussianGoose22: lag!
RussianGoose22: lag!
RussianGoose22: lag!
RussianGoose22: lag!
RussianGoose22: lag!
RussianGoose22: lag! lag! lag! lag! lag! lag! lag! lag! lag! lag! lag! lag! lag! lag! lag! lag! lag! lag! &**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥ç©ß&**&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥ç©ß&**&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*(@&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*(@&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥•¥©âˆ†∑Ëšˆ©ç©ß&**^@#(@&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*(@&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥ç©ß
ChristmasBird: Oh my.
Queen_of_Dogs: 😳
chess123456789: UM
TheAuthorOfGeese: That looks like a problem...
LaggyComputer: OH SHOOT NOT AGAIN &**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥ç©ß&**&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥ç©ß&**&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*(@&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥•¥©âˆ†∑Ëšˆ©ç©ß&**^@(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@(@&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥ç©ß&**&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥ç©ß&**&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*(@&$(#*&@¶§•Ë™∑&**^@#*@&$(#*
The_old_Josh has joined the club. Say hi!
iHaveYourBankAccount: Are you Josh's alt?
The_old_Josh: Yeah. I wanna talk to Tom but he blocked me. Dangerous is just spamming my messages with "The tower will fall". I'm scared. IDK why my main got banned from here.
iHaveYourBankAccount: So you didn't have a fight in DMs?
The_old_Josh: No, he banned me out of nowhere.
Computer079 has joined the club. Say hi!
TomCruise_33: Why are you here?
I-am-a-GM-for-real: Wait, you can talk?
chess123456789: OH. MY. GOSH.
UnstoppableActor: HE SPEAKS
TheAuthorOfGeese: You should have not spoken in this club for 8 months only to post some random thing. That would have made this even more epic.
DUCK: I forgot you existed tbh...
Nine-One-One: Our owner has returned.
Fireheart32: HE LIVES!
GM_of_America: I thought you died!
M888_killer: WHAT
Kolinski_S1-6: PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY YOU BANNED YOUR FRIENDS
Bongcloud: I was wondering when you'd finally talk.
ChristmasBird: 😳
Flammenwerfer: *insert boss music*
FrostyFox62: I thought you forgot we existed.
TomcatHornetFighter: Hold up-
CheckersDavid-David: The owner has spoken.
Scorpion197: I joined a few days ago but it looks like I'm about to witness a boss battle.
procession123: What on earth is happening
cats-are-awesome-1437: This is crazy
dagger-one: 🤯
I-own-a-million-clubs: Bro typed @everyone 💀
Queen_of_Dogs: Oh no.
Cagnus_Marlsen: I'm sure 911 and Brandon are freaking out as well. I'm sure they still check their notifs...
LovingPuppy: Um...
TheWriterOfDucks: Maybe you should explain what on earth happened instead of just rudely asking "Why are you here?"
iHaveYourBankAccount: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
NewYearNewDisaster: *grabs popcorn*
SlytherinRules1942: I would like to know why I become an SA the second I joined the club.
Computer079: What ;-;
Computer079: Why is everyone so excited about me joining?
TomCruise_33: I asked why you're here.
Computer079: Because I thought this club looked fun...
TomCruise_33: JOSH
Computer079: How do you know my name? 😰
TomCruise_33: ANSWER ME NOW!
Computer079: What did I do ğŸ˜
The_old_Josh: I want to talk to you.
Computer079: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I don't even know you ğŸ˜
TomCruise_33: About what?
The_old_Josh: Why did you ban me and Dangerous?
TomCruise_33: DMS NOW
Computer079: Why are you being mean to me do you think I'm a troll ğŸ˜
Safe_Kevin has joined the club. Say hi!
Safe_Kevin: TOM
Safe_Kevin: EXPLAIN YOURSELF
TomCruise_33: DMS AS WELL
TomCruise_33: SOMEONE UNMUTE 911 AND BRANDON AS WELL
Cagnus_Marlsen: O_O
Queen_of_Dogs: /unmute TwinTower-911
Queen_of_Dogs: /unmute lets_go_brandon_54
TwinTower-911: Finally!
lets_go_brandon_54: Thanks. While I was muted in this club, I reflected on the reason behind the mute. I understand my actions were not the best and would like to apologize.
Queen_of_Dogs: Apology accepted. TwinTower-911, please change your username.
TwinTower-911: Why?
Safe_Kevin: MY MAIN GOT HACKED AND I CAN'T LOGIN
Cagnus_Marlsen: I thought you were yelling at the owner in DMs...
Safe_Kevin: YES BUT I GOT HACKED
Queen_of_Dogs: Because it's inappropriate.
TwinTower-911: But I love 9/11!
Queen_of_Dogs: I will ban you from this club even if I get banned from the site for doing it.
TwinTower-911: You're British, why do you care about my username?
Safe_Kevin: IT WAS 911 HE WAS DMING ME AND HE POSTED SOMETHING LIKE "WIPE DANGEROUS_KEVIN" AND TH
Queen_of_Dogs: /ban TwinTower-911
Cagnus_Marlsen: Kevin? You good?
DUCK: He said 911 hacked him...
TheAuthorOfGeese: Do you think Russian Goose and Laggy got hacked as well?
Cagnus_Marlsen: Kevin...
Cagnus_Marlsen: You alright, buddy?
chess123456789: Maybe his router died...
I-am-a-GM-for-real: Do you think his alt got hacked too?
Queen_of_Dogs: It's possible.
LovingPuppy: Queen...your name...
cats-are-awesome-1437: Why are you not in the list of admins? What happened?
TwinTower-911: /ban Queen_of_Dogs from Chess.com
