Section X -- Socks and Precipitation
Every once in a while, an event occurs where water magically falls from the sky. Although this sounds very far-fetched, it is actually very common. Scientists were able to determine where the water comes from in the sky. They noticed the white, fluffy, thingies in the sky contained water vapor and decided to call them clouds. Now the fact that water can just be up there and not fall until some other time is extremely mind-blowing, but eventually the scientists hypothesized the method to which the water can move up. This is known as the Evaporation Theory. It says that water molecules hit each other and knock each other into the air. Now everyone who has been in the plastic ball pit knows that that just doesn't work. The only way for them to disappear is if someone steals them. But who would dare to steal water molecules if they're already so common? It is the same monster responsible for the disappearance of socks from washing machines worldwide. It is known only as, The Invisible Sock Monster *dramatic chord*.Just like demons, the ISM is too small to observe, but only its actions may be seen. It is easily noticed on a week-to-week basis when socks somehow magically disappear. The exact reason to which it steals socks and water is unknown, but it appears that groups of them work together to mix socks and water to create the fluffy things in the sky they call heaven. Of course, everyone wants their own piece of heaven, so other groups will try to take the socks and make their own clouds. Socks are, after all, a scare resource; take too many and humans will get suspicious. As it is the socks that hold water suspended in the sky like a parachute, stealing them causes the water to fall. Because bigger clouds are more difficult to manage, it is easier to steal socks from bigger clouds, so it is more likely for water to fall when there are more clouds. Apparently, this is know to many as rain.
Now any time someone tries to steal they run the risk of being caught. If one tribe catches another in the act of stealing, a great battle ensues. Socks are whisked every-which-way, sweeping water with them. The water clumps into a ball and freezes as the ISM's touch it, but melts as well when the socks hit it. During this time, it also collects more and more water. Eventually, it is too heavy even for socks to hold up, and it falls down. This is called hail. Alternatively, during the battle, some sock pieces are left forgotten. They gather water in a pretty hexagonal shape and freeze as they fall provided it is cold enough below. This makes it gain a fractal pattern, and it is called snow. Of course, no two sock strands are exactly alike, meaning no two snowflakes are exactly alike.As the precipitation precipitates, people may try to eat or drink pieces of it. Why then, don't they eat sock pieces as well and choke? ISM's are nearly everywhere, and are very thorough in making sure every sock piece is collected. Halfway down from a raindrop's fall, the ISM's take notice and grab the sock piece inside, leaving the rest of the water to fall to the ground. Of course, this water doesn't stay grounded for long, as the greed of the ISM's lead them back to take the water molecules back into the air and continue the cycle of precipitation. And alas, the socks lost to the ISM's in washing machines are very unlikely to be recovered. Even airplanes flying through the clouds are too slow to reclaim the lost socks from the devious ISM's.
Soon, all socks will disappear off the face of the Earth, and clouds will cover the atmosphere and rain will be eternal. Crops will die and populations will starve. There is but one way to prevent this and that is to use aerosols and take out the ozone layer in select parts of the world covered by the evil clouds. The incoming UV radiation will destroy the sock molecules and end the lives of the clouds. Of course, once the cloud disappears, there is a risk that those previously living under the cloud get skin cancers and die out, but some risks are necessary to take in order to further the survival of the human race.
The effects of the increasing amount of socks in our atmosphere can already be felt in the spinny things over water and land. An increasing amount of socks mean the ISMs can over-populate, and the increasing volcanoes mean there are more fairies in the atmosphere as well. The ISM's sometimes view the fairies as hostile and attack them. Fairies can't really fight back, so as they're shot down out of the sky, they release electrical energy from within. It trails downwards until it hits the ground. If there are a significant amount of zapped fairies, then light is emitted as they fall, and they make a loud cracking sound as they hit the ground. If they fall on a person, they may be electrocuted, and even falling onto the ground may cause power surges. This is far from the worst that could happen though.
Eventually, the fairies realize they are being attacked. They try to get away, but due to the hidden magnetism, they are forced to stay in clusters. Thus, they start to spin in a circle, and catch the ISM's and socks with them. The clouds spin and fall. When they reach the ground, they are spinning really, really, fast. If this happens over water, there is a chance of an enormously high amount of ISM's and clouds, and a hurricane is a possibility. If ISM's overpopulate, hurricanes will get bigger and bigger, and eventually consume the Earth. A hurricane the size of the Great Red Spot of Jupiter will also destroy all humanity.
Between eternal rain, hyper power surges, and super hurricanes, the ISM's and fairies are forces to be reckoned with, and pose nearly as big a threat to humans as the aliens do. No specific doomsday event is set here, as the effects are gradually changing, depending on how many socks are in the washing machines at a given time. There is but one way to stop this from happening and that is to hand-wash all socks and use a clothesline to dry them. This will be mandatory anyway soon, as the power surges will devastate all washing machines functioning on electricity. The ISM's will be too intimidated to steal socks from the open, and the eternal rain is temporarily delayed.