AndyClifton schreef:
Lou-for-you wrote:
It is this moneypenny woman that drives him insane.
Yes, though he tried to hide it with lightweight banter it was as clear as day.
She gave him VD , the clap and warts they say.
James Bond is an 'impotent drunk'
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Dec 14, 2013
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Lou-for-you wrote:
Vodka martini, "shaken not stirred"
A martini should be stirred, not shaken. Fleming wanted to underline the "rough manliness" of going against this, but if you shake a drink that should be stirred, you're just going to get a watered down drink.
Basically, Bond was ordering watered down drinks. Not that this was his most popular refreshment:
http://www.liquoranddrink.com/blog/entryid/5/what-james-bond-really-drinks
Lou-for-you wrote:
He's a very glamorous person, he gets all the girls and that's totally incompatible with the lifestyle of an alcoholic.”
It is? One can't have drinks and girls? In my experience, one can definitely have both.
pelly13 wrote:
He got it from the toilet seat. It jumped right up and grabbed his meat.
Frank Zappa, Why does it hurt when I pee? (!!!)
Dec 14, 2013
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electricpawn schreef:
pelly13 wrote:
He got it from the toilet seat. It jumped right up and grabbed his meat.
Frank Zappa, Why does it hurt when I pee? (!!!)
Yep , I somehow thought of old Franky. You got me by the balls here and I was wondering how long it would take for someone to spot it.
I think it was Q and his crazy gadgets. I think I'd need at least 5 martinis before I jumped off a mountain with a rocket strapped to my ass!
Especially if John Cleese was the guy handing me the stuff.
Dec 14, 2013
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pelly13 wrote:
AndyClifton schreef:
Lou-for-you wrote:
It is this moneypenny woman that drives him insane.
Yes, though he tried to hide it with lightweight banter it was as clear as day.
She gave him VD , the clap and warts they say.
Are you sure it wasn't Olga that did it?
Dec 14, 2013
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Wolfbird , Olga can drink a pint of vodka before she dismembers you. She is explosive class 2B and your not allowed to smoke when she is near. She is so sterile , no gonorrhea can survive within a mile away from her. It has to be Moneypenny.
Dec 14, 2013
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electricpawn schreef:
I'm out at last , boy the world sure looks different .... Great song.
Here comes another one : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39rDlhGlxpg
or maybe : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-nWfSJ9ab0
Information is not knowledge, knowledge is not truth, truth is not wisdom, wisdom is not beauty, beauty is not love, love is not music. Music is the best.
And yet beauty is truth, and truth beauty...
AndyClifton wrote:
And yet beauty is truth, and truth beauty...
that's all you need to know, buddy.
Oh great, this stupid urn doesn't even have any wine in it!
watch out, ashes taste nasty....dont ever set your beer down at a party when you go to the restroom...
These nightengales are driving me nuts with all their squawking. I wonder if they're to blame for this nasty cough I have.
Oh great, autumn! Now I'll be out there raking for days and days.
It is this moneypenny woman that drives him insane.
Yes, though he tried to hide it with lightweight banter it was as clear as day.