Karpov's US VISA still processing

"Which would be the best square to move this knight to?"

"These knights sure eat a lotta hay."

"I spend all my chess training time gathering hay for those darned knights."

Or is it because the US thinks karpov is the leader of the transformers? 

but that was just a joke by another bunny. 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/would-prime-karpov-have-beaten-kasparov?page=3

Another background check with a former president failed after he said, "i did not have any relations with that man." Things are not looking good... 

Carlsen was cast for a cameo in Star Trek: Into Darkness.

But he was unable to enter the US for filming, due to Visa problems.

https://en.chessbase.com/post/magnus-couldn-t-make-it-to-star-trek-2

Nice!  Still he seems to have made it to Colbert April the same year.  Hope the embedding works.

Edit: nope. Youll just have to watch it here

http://www.cc.com/video-playlists/kw3fj0/the-opposition-with-jordan-klepper-welcome-to-the-opposition-w--jordan-klepper/ycnifi

still waiting, perhaps he should have used spassky as his character reference.  they definitely love spassky in the US, since he lost his title to bobby.