Clock Hacking
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Sep 12, 2010
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#102
sure.
remember how you didn't want to flame?
and the lamest part is--we probably woulda liked you if you'd have just given us the chance.
TheGrobe wrote:
I can think of one way that is fairly simple way which, based on my understanding of how the clocks are managed, should work quite well to manipulate the clocks. For what should hopefully be pretty obvious reasons, however, I won't be disclosing it.
I just thought I'd report back that I just attempted the method I had in mind against one of the computers on Live (and then promptly resigned). It did not work at all.
There once was a man named chessocity
Who said that the clock hacks were plain to see
But some disliked his theories
So he soon switched to queries
About ilikeflag's sexuality!
Sep 12, 2010
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#106
Eebster wrote:
There once was a man named chessocity
Who said that the clock hacks were plain to see
But some disliked his theories
So he soon switched to queries
About ilikeflag's sexuality!
There's no way you made that up, Eebster! You copied that from a book, right?
Coming Next:
Chess and Sex Thread !
trysts wrote:
Eebster wrote:
There once was a man named chessocity
Who said that the clock hacks were plain to see
But some disliked his theories
So he soon switched to queries
About ilikeflag's sexuality!
There's no way you made that up, Eebster! You copied that from a book, right?
Limerick cheater!
A user who seemed quite distraught,
"The Clocks have been Hacked" (so he thought)
When asked for the proof,
Became quite aloof
"Hey, I am the expert -- you're not!"
Sep 12, 2010
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#110
TheGrobe wrote:
A user who seemed quite distraught,
"The Clocks have been Hacked" (so he thought)
When asked for the proof,
Became quite aloof
"Hey, I am the expert -- you're not!"
nice
"You're not" doesn't quite fit the rhyming scheme, however. Perhaps the user should demonstrate his contempt for his foe by exclaiming "you're naught!"?
He viewed his accusers with glee;
The poster named chessocity.
Lacking in class,
Said flags wanted ass
And no-one could see it but he.
ilikeflags wrote:
it must be hard when you know so much and no one is listening.
If everyone was listening, you know
There's be a chance that we could save the show
Who will be the last clown
To bring the house down?
Oh, no. Please, no. Don't let the curtain fall.
Sep 12, 2010
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#115
theoreticalboy wrote:
He viewed his accusers with glee;
The poster named chessocity.
Lacking in class,
Said flags wanted ass
And no-one could see it but he.
Wow! Another one! I have come to the conclusion that this thread is a MASTERPIECE OF LITERATURE!
ilikeflags wrote:
it must be hard when you know so much and no one is listening.
+1
Sep 12, 2010
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#118
So I guess from what I read thus far, you should have a "lifetime" membership coming your way
From what I understand, everyone registered with chess.com already has one. 
erik isn't a moderator.
the only thing funny about this thread is that it exists.
By the way. I took the L out of your name. It just seemed to fit you better.
see my gay pride california flag? calling me a fag tells more about you than it does about me son. and by the way, i don't smoke.
Huh? I was referring to the first L in your name. Sounds like a freudian slip to me there Ike. Hmmm.
Bye the way, the noobs and whackos know who they are. It was meant for the obvious trolls and instigators.