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pls dont shame our country

How did our country get shamed? And tell me how your feelings got hurt. 

Either way, I'm glad this got bumped.  

Sirautocorrectrabbit....someone stole my chess board here at work.  I really want to go all punisher like on everyone until I find out who dunnit....can ya help this mexi out?????

hey mexi, glad to see that you're back. 

losing a chessboard is indeed alarming.  as always the 1st 48 hours is crucial.   We had weirdos before that kidnapped and murdered chessboards like the chessboard killer.  while there are computer algorithms for chessboard detection, there still isn't one for location.

also while the bunny has a specific set of skills for this, the bunny hasn't done this for a while

if it is an old wooden chessboard, is there anyone there who could help you detect it by its smell?  i mean the bunny could, but the bunny's not there.  otherwise going punisher-like makes the most sense.  the bunny's sure your colleagues would understand.  worked for the bunny.

ok, got not response, @avatar_legend, so here goes the bunny's analysis with whatever you've posted so far.

after being on the site for 4 years, you didn't know not to discuss cheating & got this locked.

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/how-to-avoid-cheaters-in-rapid-time-controls

here you complain about flaggers & how you got justice by flagging the flagger

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/justice-is-served

here you gloated about escaping with a draw and got shamed into removing your comments

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/game-showcase/never-lose-hope-in-low-level-blitz

and here you were a flagger, claiming it was ok

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/dishonorable-to-flag-in-bullet

on the whole you appear to be a hypocritical sjw snowflake, which is perfect!  so welcome to this thread! 

while your topics may have been shameful, don't worry about shaming our country as although our country is small, it is bigger than that.

Well, thanks for your feedback.  As quick and efficient as always.   That chessboard killer is crazy...one thing him and I have in common though....Vodka.  I love vodka. 

Should I be worried?  I mix vodka with anything I have; never with milk though...haven't been forced to try that. 

This one time in Mexico City?.....

not to worry - the dude swears by it

man, that deserves capital punishment! (i know nothing of this "punisher")

i used to play chess on jobsites, and, of course, once lunch was over, we went back to work and left the board-to be continued (no clock).

there were occasions where we would get back to the board to see the pieces strewn about. we never found out who the f**kers were that got their jollies wrecking the game. the irony is that there were other tradesmen that liked watching the games. 

once i became a foreman, though, that stopped, which made no sense. so, you are willing to wreck a friendly game with your co-workers, but the thought of getting caught only occurred to them when one of the bosses was playing? 

hope you catch the thief, mexi.

actually i don't know if this was prophetic somewhat ...

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/magnus-carlsen-is-an-embracement?page=2

MEXIMARTINI

 

#36

Everybody.  Chess will never go away.  

Let’s just let that one sink in.    

autobunny

 

Dec 10, 2018#37

But chess pieces might

Had forgotten this topic.   Where's our favorite patient @meximartini these days? 

Meanwhile here's a yobaby skit for a yomama topic. 

Is the Doc in or am I in the wrong office?

Mexi martini mah main man!  Where've you been? It's been what,  1½ years? 

It's been quite a sentence for however long that's for sure.     Brotha Docto Bunny, you ready to get some bills paid?  Is the couch in the same spot?

Sure mexi. Anything for you. And the moolah. 

Chedda?  Lettuce? Greens?  I can Amazon Prime it out there.  Sealed Package.  Ok, Thanks man.  Glad you are still in business and here.  

Ok doctobunny, It's been snowing year around over here and I have been trying to figure out how to make it stop.   We're talking blizzards here and there, flurries everywhere, it's so cold I get the shakes.   I have a couple friends that help with the shoveling.  Jack and Mary.  Sometimes Jose and his cousins, but always Mary.  She's as reliable as the snow when it falls.   

Are you a weather bunny? Doc?  wake up man.  ya want yo chedda right?

The bunny has heard of rain dances but a no snow dance could be worth a try.  Now rain dances are normally done by native Americans who seldom see rain.  So logically we'll need to get someone who's never seen snow to make this work. Maybe real Indians (not the Columbus kind)  from the southern regions. Maybe this guy. 

the way he moves, he's almost certainly active on chess.com.  all we need to do is locate him. 

anti winter dances?

good luck!

The first dancing dude seemed to have too much of it.