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Nov 25, 2017
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#143
Presidente Maximeeeyawn....
My ex just asked me to have a drink with her.
This has GOT to fall into some kind of micro - something does it not???
Nov 26, 2017
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#144
Hey mexi. Who's paying? Every bit of detail matters in diagnosis.
Also when you call me Maximeeeyawn are you saying I put you to sleep with my analysis?
Nov 26, 2017
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#145
president_max wrote:
Hey mexi. Who's paying? Every bit of detail matters in diagnosis.
Also when you call me Maximeeeyawn are you saying I put you to sleep with my analysis?
It was to her house! the drinks were already there, so I guess you could say she was.
sorry about the name...again, another typo. It is a rather comfortable couch though...
Dec 3, 2017
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#146
Mr. president, I was banned just after helping you. I know you had nothing to do with the punishment but now, because of Pavlov and stuff, I'm afraid of rabbits. I see a bunny and can't help but think that something like this might happen:
Please help me Mr. Bunny
Dec 3, 2017
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#147
kingofshedinjas wrote:
Mr. president, I was banned just after helping you. I know you had nothing to do with the punishment but now, because of Pavlov and stuff, I'm afraid of rabbits. I see a bunny and can't help but think that something like this might happen:
Please help me Mr. Bunny
you are right, kos. humans have been conditioned from young to hate bunnies
some who escaped this conditioning, are caught later in various social websites like this one to correct any missed anomaly.
still, there are success stories. despite his conditioning while on his search for the holy grail, sir launcelot did in his later years overcome his fear & decide he wanted to be a bunny after all.
Dec 3, 2017
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#148
LawAndOrderKing wrote:
This can be solved so easily.
you are oppressing our right to exaggerate our problems. this thread is for us snowflakes.
Dec 3, 2017
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#149
LawAndOrderKing wrote:
But you were the chosen one!
your fear leads to anger. anger leads to hate. hate leads to suffering. suffering leads to freezing. a snowflake, you are.
Feb 27, 2018
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#151
mexi actually promised to post here after his return and then bam - he closed his account :-(
taken from post #7733 https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/a-thread-about-nothing?page=387
MEXIMARTINI wrote:
president_max wrote:
The mexi taxi is here
I may need some advice based on current events Prez....
Hi, Fred Bloggs here! I happened to be in the neighborhood and saw the light on. 
Feb 27, 2018
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#153
hey fred. any problems you wish to share with dr. bunny, the resident snowflake facilitator?
No problems now that I know where to send my snowflakes. I'm sure they'll flourish here. They don't survive on my threads. Perhaps I don't water them enough.
Feb 28, 2018
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#155
president Sir - go yomama!
religion and politics - ha ha ha ha ha 
...let's stay out of the woods. Please. 🛥
Mar 13, 2018
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#156
the referral program is not doing so well, yet i do see so many on the forums who could benefit greatly from yomama. past success stories:
for now i leave you with this profound thought
Mar 21, 2018
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#157
14 minutes ago · Quote · #20
everyone is welcome at yomama. couches are optional. an e-couch is provided on request.
e-couch is a self-help interactive program with modules for depression, generalised anxiety & worry, social anxiety, relationship breakdown, and loss & grief.
It provides evidence-based information and teaches strategies drawn from cognitive, behavioural and interpersonal therapies as well as relaxation and physical activity.
I definitely want an E Couch.
Mar 21, 2018
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#158
oh ok but that definition is from an australian site https://ecouch.anu.edu.au/
bunnies aren't as welcome in oz owing to misinformation spread about us
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbits_in_Australia#Control_measures
so our e-couch here is a different facility where you just imagine a couch, which is much better than bitcoin as it doesn't sudddenly devalue and disappear under your back.
Mar 21, 2018
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#159
Is this said couch also in a padded room? I also pick locks;even in a padded room.
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