The Sorry Thread - Chess Forums - Page 5

trysts

Jul 17, 2011

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#81

puppylover107 wrote:

trysts wrote:

I don't know about the rest of the Chess.com community, but I get blocked so much that I have to just apologize for all my "abuse".

I'm sorry...

Of course, I'll be adding more apologies to those poor souls that accidentally read my future comments...

You must apologise to the public for insulting Fischer many times

I always try to say the best I can about Fischer

DrSpudnik

Jul 17, 2011

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#82

This is way better than Plato's Apology!

Benkobaby

Jul 17, 2011

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#83

Vigorously!

Conquistador

Jul 17, 2011

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#84

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

The cat and toast will just implode. Don't try it, it is gross.

Well ya see, if ya add jelly on top of the butter, it causes an inverse gravity effect turning the cat and toast into a bowling ball.

You jelly?

I don't think I have the technique right. I just lost my fifth and final cat...

Did you put the butter side up? Also, did you place the toast on the cat's back?

Yes, I put butter side up. And no, I put it on the head like in your picture.

Supposedly, the amount of butter was at the user's discretion. But apparently it may not be! How much butter is needed for adequate levitation? Sometimes with the...uh...more well fed cats need a few additional pieces of toast to take off. Did you use one of these...uh...cats?

trysts

Jul 17, 2011

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#85

kco wrote:

you just are trying being funny trysts.

That's an awful thing to say, kco

oinquarki

Jul 17, 2011

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#86

Conquistador wrote: Supposedly, the amount of butter was at the user's discretion. But apparently it may not be! How much butter is needed for adequate levitation? Sometimes with the...uh...more well fed cats need a few additional pieces of toast to take off. Did you use one of these...uh...cats?

MsJean

Jul 17, 2011

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#87

LordNazgul wrote:

I think that she is sorry that she doesn't take my private chats.

PRIVATE CHATS ! R U CHEATING !

Benkobaby

Jul 17, 2011

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#88

@ Dr Spud - Yes indeed! There is no better fun - where are the birthers?

trysts

Jul 17, 2011

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#89

DrSpudnik wrote:

This is way better than Plato's Apology!

Conquistador

Jul 17, 2011

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#90

Godwin's law

mrguy888

Jul 17, 2011

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#91

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

The cat and toast will just implode. Don't try it, it is gross.

Well ya see, if ya add jelly on top of the butter, it causes an inverse gravity effect turning the cat and toast into a bowling ball.

You jelly?

I don't think I have the technique right. I just lost my fifth and final cat...

Did you put the butter side up? Also, did you place the toast on the cat's back?

Yes, I put butter side up. And no, I put it on the head like in your picture.

Supposedly, the amount of butter was at the user's discretion. But apparently it may not be! How much butter is needed for adequate levitation? Sometimes with the...uh...more well fed cats need a few additional pieces of toast to take off. Did you use one of these...uh...cats?

Perhaps. I will pick up a few kittens and try with them.

electricpawn

Jul 17, 2011

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#92

Am I 100? Is this 100?

puppylover107

Jul 17, 2011

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#93

oinquarki wrote:

puppylover107 wrote: You must apologise to the public for insulting Fischer many times

Fischer must apologize to the public for insulting Americans, Jews, Japanese, (list goes on) many times.

The Jews and Russians made him mad. I don't blame OP if she is equally mad

trysts

Jul 17, 2011

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#94

LordNazgul wrote:

MsJean wrote:

LordNazgul wrote:

I think that she is sorry that she doesn't take my private chats.

PRIVATE CHATS ! R U CHEATING !

No, honey, 'course not ! She doesn't talk to me !

I really only talk on the forums, you know that.

Conquistador

Jul 17, 2011

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#95

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

The cat and toast will just implode. Don't try it, it is gross.

Well ya see, if ya add jelly on top of the butter, it causes an inverse gravity effect turning the cat and toast into a bowling ball.

You jelly?

I don't think I have the technique right. I just lost my fifth and final cat...

Did you put the butter side up? Also, did you place the toast on the cat's back?

Yes, I put butter side up. And no, I put it on the head like in your picture.

Supposedly, the amount of butter was at the user's discretion. But apparently it may not be! How much butter is needed for adequate levitation? Sometimes with the...uh...more well fed cats need a few additional pieces of toast to take off. Did you use one of these...uh...cats?

Perhaps. I will pick up a few kittens and try with them.

You know, I heard that jungle cats required entire loafs of bread to allow for levitation.

Maybe it is the bread you are using. What kind was it?

mrguy888

Jul 17, 2011

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#96

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

Conquistador wrote:

The cat and toast will just implode. Don't try it, it is gross.

Well ya see, if ya add jelly on top of the butter, it causes an inverse gravity effect turning the cat and toast into a bowling ball.

You jelly?

I don't think I have the technique right. I just lost my fifth and final cat...

Did you put the butter side up? Also, did you place the toast on the cat's back?

Yes, I put butter side up. And no, I put it on the head like in your picture.

Supposedly, the amount of butter was at the user's discretion. But apparently it may not be! How much butter is needed for adequate levitation? Sometimes with the...uh...more well fed cats need a few additional pieces of toast to take off. Did you use one of these...uh...cats?

Perhaps. I will pick up a few kittens and try with them.

You know, I heard that jungle cats required entire loafs of bread to allow for levitation.

Maybe it is the bread you are using. What kind was it?

Oops! As it turns out I was thinking "cats" but tossing zebras.

Benkobaby

Jul 17, 2011

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#97

Don't forget christians.

trysts

Jul 17, 2011

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#98

puppylover107 wrote:

oinquarki wrote:

puppylover107 wrote: You must apologise to the public for insulting Fischer many times

Fischer must apologize to the public for insulting Americans, Jews, Japanese, (list goes on) many times.

The Jews and Russians made him mad. I don't blame OP if she is equally mad

I'm not russian, nor jewish, and his remarks on women were obviously from an arrogant child, so no offense there, he said a lot of things that were idiotic. What I don't like about him was his reveling in people suffering, and his wish to kill people. This makes him an a**hole in my book.

MsJean

Jul 17, 2011

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#99

LordNazgul wrote:

trysts wrote:

LordNazgul wrote:

MsJean wrote:

LordNazgul wrote:

I think that she is sorry that she doesn't take my private chats.

PRIVATE CHATS ! R U CHEATING !

No, honey, 'course not ! She doesn't talk to me !

I really only talk on the forums, you know that.

You need audience ?

YES ! lets play chess !

@ Tryst ...u are special and say what you think, People dont have to agree for you to be wonderful. You are wonderful already...!

trysts

Jul 17, 2011

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#100

LordNazgul wrote:

trysts wrote:

I really only talk on the forums, you know that.

You need audience ?

I just feel like I'm talking to a real person, when I speak privately, so I get a little shy. But in the forums, it feels more virtual, like I'm not really here. Does that make sense?