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      BREAKING NEWS;   CNN is reporting that chess.com will no longer have to look for cheaters.  V3 will automatically send drowns over your house when you log in.Cool

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SocialPanda wrote:
EvgeniyZh wrote:

 

 

2. If chess.com finds out someone is cheater they ban him

 

 

But for some reason PinForkSmother7 has not yet been detected as a cheater by chess.com.

Maybe they can ban him after his own confession.

Chess.com's cheat detection is a crock, which is one of the reasons this post even exists. and even if someone is banned, they can simply use one of their other many accounts, or create another account, so is there really ever any banning?

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yes, there is banning. 

but you will just create a new account (or use one of your many accounts) and keep cheating, as per your own post.

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SocialPanda wrote:

yes, there is banning. 

but you will just create a new account (or use one of your many accounts) and keep cheating, as per your own post.

cheating is no fun for me. in 2012 when i got my engine, i cheated for 1 day while testing it out, but since then, i cheat only when playing obvious cheaters (and many times i am too lazy to cheat and i just get beat by the cheaters), because i detest cheaters and cheating. i don't care about my rating at all. i just want a fair game. this is my garbage account. you don't think that i would post this with my main account, do you?

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                 "cheat detection is a crock which is why this thread exist".       Your confusing law enforcement with freedom of speech.  You can talk about sex in the threads, you just can't have sex in the forums.Frown

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                   Why don't you unionize??   Start a thread in the cheating forum, get all your buddies together, form a new group (with all their "other" accountsWink).  You could of been a contenderYell  You can work for chess.com as a spy.    Is it safe??   I have your money, do you have my pictures??

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PinForkSmother7 wrote:
SocialPanda wrote:

yes, there is banning. 

but you will just create a new account (or use one of your many accounts) and keep cheating, as per your own post.

cheating is no fun for me. in 2012 when i got my engine, i cheated for 1 day while testing it out, but since then, i cheat only when playing obvious cheaters (and many times i am too lazy to cheat and i just get beat by the cheaters), because i detest cheaters and cheating. i don't care about my rating at all. i just want a fair game. this is my garbage account. you don't think that i would post this with my main account, do you?

Is there any difference?

You have played more than 20,000 games between bullet and blitz with this username. You cheat with this account, you cheat with the other account. Is not like if you have one "important account" with diamond membership that you don't want to lose.

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What I'm trying to say is you should forget about all this crap. Multiple accounts, engines, cheats... Clean the house and your mind, mantain only one account, just play and learn.

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Oh... and don't play so much blitz, for God's sake!

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                 Uh-oh SP,  now we've got him back-pedalling.  "he's too lazy to cheat and he just gets beat by the cheaters".   Well doesn't THAT just take the cake heh??    It would be nice to work and post with respectable cheaters these daysCry   What's this world coming too??

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         Burger King is moving to Canada because they still honor the monarchyLaughing    Maybe chess.com can move to Mexico to get rid of all the cheats.Frown

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I only cheat against cheaters.  They're easy to spot as they're the only ones who can get a winning postion against me.  Lousy cheaters...

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Discussions about cheating should take place in the cheating forum.

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                  hahahahahaha FOEGET ABOUT ALL THIS CRAP.  Birth, life death, What the HELL does it all mean??   We're all DOOMED.  I want you to go to your window, stick your head out and say, I'm mad as hell, and I'm NOT gonna take it anymore!

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Ways for Chess.com to improve:

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hicetnunc wrote:

Discussions about cheating should take place in the cheating forum.

When the cheating forum became a closed group, chess.com lost any credibility with that argument.  I have to request to be allowed to discuss engine use?

Nonsense.

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I was accused of using an engine in my last blitz game some minutes ago.

I didn't do it.

I can imagine that the OP's method of cheaters detection is as foolproof as the method of the guy that just accused me.

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                   Well if your gonna put all the cheaters together, we're gonna need a bigger boat!

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                 Cheaters, multiple accounts??  Are these REALLY the questions you asked me here to answer??  Maybe cheaters are early risers and have NO friends. Maybe they pack their bags and leave after 1 game. Either way, I don't GIVE A DAM.  Colonel you stayted that airman Pinforksmother7's life was not in danger. So why the reason for 2 accounts??  If he was gonna be leaving the following mourning for a better site, a better life, wouldn't he call Erik??   Son, these accounts are guarded with GUNS. Have YOU ever been a cheater??  "No Sir". Have you ever started a thread you'd wish you haden't?  OBJECTION!  Your honor, this is an attempt to bad mouth the good name of the witness. The question has been asked and answered. I'll grant you a little leaway here Captain, but VERY little. I suggest you move it along. I was just wondering if Erik knew that Pinforksmother7 was a cheater??  I told you, I asked that all posters with multiple accounts to turn them in. But the men wouldn't listen to me. They kept the strawberries. We turned the ship upside down looking for the strawberries. I told them I'd courtmarshall every last dam one of them. I'd throw them in the brig if need be. So the only proof you have that Pinforksmother7 has more than one account is a bowl of strawberries??  YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG GOD DAM MARINE. I'M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND PUKE IN YOUR SKULL! 

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@bigpoison : I see no reason why you shouldn't be allowed there. Some action was taken to limit the # of returning cheats joining the Cheating Forum.