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1000 Funny Reasons you lost a game

111. Your neighbor throws a brick through your window, causing it to hit you and die.
112. Your opponent has a really high quality gaming chair
113. Your opponent ate a balanced breakfast

119. You suddenly realized you are playing with hikaru and you go crazy and you lose on time instead of getting checkmated by hikaru.

122. You died.
123. You ate razor blades for breakfast.
124. You get petrified.
125. You drank too much water and needs to go to the bathroom but your mom doesnt let you bring your iPad into the toilet.
126. You passed out for 15 hours.
127. The queen.
128. You are playing a custom position that will get checkmate in one move.
129. You are playing with extra extra extra ..............
..........extra strong sockfish.
130. You think you're playing giveaway. Which you're not.
104. your pc got a virus
105. your pet explodes
106. you spend too much time looking at fourms
107. your celing falls on u