1000 Funny Reasons you lost a game

115. you got cringed because the other player was spamming ads in the chat

116: You spend too much time chatting with your opponent with the chat feature and lose on time.

117. you forget that you are currently playing a chess game

118. an opponent is your chess partner but he beats you

119. You suddenly realized you are playing with hikaru and you go crazy and you lose on time instead of getting checkmated by hikaru.

120. The celling fan falls off.

121. Your mouse die and you spend all your time trying to fix it instead of continue playing.

122. You died.

123. You ate razor blades for breakfast.

124. You get petrified.

125. You drank too much water and needs to go to the bathroom but your mom doesnt let you bring your iPad into the toilet.

126. You passed out for 15 hours.

127. The queen.

128. You are playing a custom position that will get checkmate in one move.

129. You are playing with extra extra extra ..............

..........extra strong sockfish.

130. You think you're playing giveaway. Which you're not.

131. You are playing mittens_bot

132. When someone says checkmate you ask them if they are Canadian

133. You get checkmated by O-O-O.

134. You think that you're playing Atomic chess but you aren't

135. Somebody shoots you while you think.

136. You have 1 day vacation time in a 3 day daily game and you go to Santorini for 5 days without electronic devices... (It happened to me)

137. You play Groß opening.

138. Your computer gets hacked.

139. You get checkmated by e4 bc4 qh5 qf7 while you only move knight back and forth.

140. You say #$@%&**% and your brain explodes.

wtf is 140?

141. You accidentally pulled the tablecloth off and you hurt yourself and you hurry to comfort yourself. (You are playing hyper.)

142. you get hurt playing chess

144. You are a vampire and garlic comes hurling at you and you become distracted and lose on time