Needing to have to use the bathroom in blitz.
2001-3000 Worst Things To Do While Playing Chess
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2085 Break the rules of chess by moving your rook back and forth without leting your oponent touch his or her pieces.
2088. Not cussing on any thread because I am not stupid.
Dec 5, 2015
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#87
Touching a piece on (On purpouse) But you meant to touch one piece and you (Not on purpouse) Touched a different piece. TOUCH MOVE!
2092.trying to solve this puzzle.
(legit)
2093. Yell out loud, "WE'RE ALMOST AT 3000!" in the middle of the world championships tournament.
chris_xiang wrote:
2095 Making sily faces.
I would neber eber make sily faces on this forum thread. That's illegal.
Neighbor aiber doodat, peephole...
ChessPlayinDude47 discovers the tactic 1. e4 for the first time aiber...
Chessgir456 wrote:
Touching a piece on (On purpouse) But you meant to touch one piece and you (Not on purpouse) Touched a different piece. TOUCH MOVE!
2096. Playing touch move with your boogers instead of the chess pieces during the game.
2097. Making your moves without a porpoise in mind. Go Dolphins.
Furope wrote:
2085 - Smoking at the table.
2098. Smoking some chess pieces in a large pipe.
chris_xiang wrote:
2031 cyber bulling your opponent.
2099. cyber deering your opponent. How endeering...
Furope wrote:
2078 - Watching Sesame Street.
2100. Watching sesame paste dry on the wall while waiting for your opponent to move.
chris_xiang wrote:
2033 shoting peas at the oppononent's queen.
2101. Shooting pee at your own queen and knocking her unconscious.
1NaturalDisaster wrote:
Saying "Were not!!" At the tournament.
"We're not at the tournament!"
Hey, not so bad. Let's try that again,
"We are not at the tournament, peephole!"
I like it.
2090 - Crying after you lost.