5,000 Signs You Don't Know Enough About Chess

Sort:
LoekBergman

2916. You think that when they talk about the Norwegian Hammer that they are still refering to Mjöllnir.

chessgm8

2918. You think that Knight is spelled "night" because in annotation, knights are spelled with an N

2919. You think a King must have a castle (rook), or else you lose

falcogrine
lixinzheng wrote:

2917. You play Ka8:

 

2920. As white after Ka8 you still can't win.

LoekBergman

2921. To prepare the mate on c7 you first play Kb6 in order to protect the knight.

ChessSmart_82

2922. h4 is the best move for white in the start

ChessSmart_82

2923. You flip a coin to see who goes first.

ChessSmart_82

2924. You think who chucks the king the farthest wins.

LoekBergman

2925. You make the remark 'white begins, black wins' and expect your opponent to react surprised. But he doesn't react at all. So you think, he didn't hear it and you make the remark again. Still no reaction and you really start to think that those chess players have no sense of humour. It was after all a funny remark. Wasn't it?

chessgm8

2926. You expect to get a trophy for losing the most games

ChessSmart_82

2927. You play this

chessfreak800

2567. You also show your opponent the Fried Liver Attack and fall for that!

LoekBergman

2928: You also show your opponent the Fried Liver Attack and fall for that!

2929: Napoleon Bonaparte was a very talented general. His chess opening must be equally well.

2930: You can not tell the difference between the Fried Liver Attack and the Lolli Attack.

aakash756

2931: you think this is the best game in the world.

yfilc

Guys please number your comments! When you number them, look at the previous post and do the next number! its not hard! We could be way past 3,000 by now, but people keep messing up the numbers.

yfilc

#2932 You are reading through these comments and you realise you do most of them.

ENcyndaquil-pikachu

#2932 you move and then you think about your last move

ChessSmart_82
2933 you play this.
falcogrine

2934. You don't know how to post a game in CDC.

ChessSmart_82

#2934:You give away all your peices (but not your king) and say, ''sacaficing is good, right?''

LoekBergman

It has happened now twice within the last comments that there was not a new number added to the list. Probably due to more or less equal time posting new signs. We are now therefor at 2936.

#2937. Every game you start with the idea 'this time I will do better'.