AndyClifton wrote:
How about flushion? Or spurts?
YEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAA lol
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A sign that we're both getting old: potty jokes become more and more relevant. 
AndyClifton wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
AndyClifton wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
Look it up in your History Book, it's there so that Chess Whizzes who know a hundred openings can recall American History like Garfield was the second American President to be Assassinated.
Oh I like him very much, Mr. Warrior! Especally odi, he is very funny dog!
Are you 12?
Yes! I was born in leap year though.
BFD it wasn't 2/29/1968 Homer. That makes you a 43 year old 12 year old that makes light of the an assassination of an American President.
No Mr. Warrior, this is not President, this is Garfield he is very funny cat and always stick to window in car! And I am not Hommer I am Andy! And I do not know bfd, I am so sorry!
einstein_69101 wrote:
What number comes next in the series?
6, 8, 24, 96, ?
What number should replace the question mark?
40/11, 24/7, 16/5, 32/9, 4/?
My guess is 1152 and 3
o.O
I love making light of the assassination of American presidents. I do it first thing every morning.
AndyClifton wrote:
No Mr. Warrior, this is not President, this is Garfield he is very funny cat and always stick to window in car! And I am not Hommer I am Andy! And I do not know bfd, I am so sorry!
BFD isn't Boston Fire Depatment Wilbur.
Especially McKinley, who when told of security threats, said: "Why should I [be worried]? Who would want to hurt me?" Hey yeah Bill, what nut might want to take a potshot at the president? That's some heavy-duty danger radar you got installed there.
Besides which, his assassin's name was Czolgosz. Which is like some typesetter's train wreck. Definitely a guy who could've used a little attention from Vanna (wouldn't have wanted to play him 5-minute though...not for money anyway).
HessianWarrior wrote:
BFD isn't Boston Fire Depatment Wilbur.
Depatment oh that is very good, so you have accent you are from Boston! I like Boston too very much except they have dog that eyes bulg out it is very crazy! But I think you have mistake, I am not Wilbur, he friends with Mr. Ed who is very funny horse! So you see aminals are very important one more time.
BoardWarlord wrote:
ozzie_c_cobblepot wrote:
Hey I thought ......both get nothing.
The motives:
1. Live.
2. Gold.
3. Kill.
......999, 0, 0, 0, 1
If pirate #1 gives himself anything more than 996 pieces of gold then #3, #4 and #5 (the ones that arn't dependant on #1 for their lives) will vote "no" because the lust of gold is paramount. The crucial thing is that as long as they won't get killed they want as much gold as they can get. So if #1 gets killed, #2 will get 998 (because if #2 dies, to save his own life #4 will have give #3 all the money and since one coin is better than nothing they will take #2's suggestion). Since #2's suggestion gives #3, #4, and #5 one coin each, all #1 has to do is offer them more than #2 does and he can keep the rest! Therefore #1 just gives two people out of #3-5 two coins each, so the final destribution is:
#1: 996 pieces of gold,
#2: nothing
#3, #4, #5: any one of them gets nothing, remaining two get two coins each.
PS: It is interesting to see, that because #2 and #3 can't talk until it's their turn they don't even have one chance to be generous, for instance give everyone 200 coins. How #2 and #3 would have distributed the gold is also shown below:
#2's distributation #3's distributation
#2: 998 coins #3: 1000 coins
#3: nothing #4, #5: nothing
#4, #5: 1 coin each
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ozzie_c_cobblepot wrote:
HessianWarrior No not really. I get Fillmore's name mixed up with the comic strip, and actually the most famous Garfield is not the president, it's the cat. There are probably a minority of presidents where I can name a single fact about them, or about something they did as president.
For example, do you know the only president to also serve as a Chief Justice?
I want to say that it was the quiet fat guy, but I forgot his name.
That's not a very good riddle. Here's my guess: you're being disingenuous, you do remember his name.
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Sep 30, 2011
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Egroegw you made an error. But you're close. Don't read all the other posts, because the solution has already been posted.
Sep 30, 2011
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bigpoison I didn't remember, but I knew I had posted it to Facebook awhile back. Taft.
I say is Ed McMann! He was quiet fat guy, except when he laugh.
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Oct 1, 2011
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#139
sarsaila or ozzie, I'd like some clarification for the Pirate Puzzle (#94)
- the following pirate will never vote for
- the last pirate will never vote for (except himself)
- therefore only 1st or last pirate can achieve majority and if 1st dies, then so do 2nd, 3rd and 4th
- therefore 998, 0, 1, 1, 0 is best solution, isn't it?
Also, I don't fully understand the second trial of the 13-coin Puzzle (when unbalanced) if someone could explain I would much appreciate it.
Finally, OP's Lamp Puzzle was nice but I skipped to solution because I didn't assume 1:1 switch-lamp relationship...
Cool thread, needs moar tapeworm
Look it up in your History Book, it's there so that Chess Whizzes who know a hundred openings can recall American History like Garfield was the second American President to be Assassinated.
Oh I like him very much, Mr. Warrior! Especally odi, he is very funny dog!
Are you 12?
I am 12+12+12+12+2