Best Chess jokes?

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KinkyKool

For PC reasons "Black" is now deemed to be inappropriate. So the Black side and pieces will now be referred to as "Pieces of Colour".

Arisktotle

Life is like a box of chessmen. You never know which one will get you.

folkie

Sometimes i play the Morecombe and Wise system.

I play the right moves but not necessarily in the right order !

Gerberk8

What is the difference between a large cheese pizza and a chess Grandmaster?
The pizza can feed a family of four.

DamonevicSmithlov