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staples13 wrote:

... Finally the day of the last game arrives with the score tied. Spassky starts the game ...

Was the score tied? Those Gulag blokes had some inside information there. Pays off to be in prison with the best of the best of the best!

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Instagram chesta_dtang checking .....and leaving

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Some people walked into a chess tournament room. "We're here for the chest tournament.''

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lol

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Why did the police arrest the bishop?

 

Because the bishop likes C4.

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knock knock 

whos there

chess

chess who

bazinga

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loperen wrote:

 

 

She can't die either, which is why the British are good at chess.

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Explain "chess who bazinga"?

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IoannVS wrote:

Explain "chess who bazinga"?

 

You have to be a fan of the TV series, "The Big Bang Theory" to get it.

 

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Black said to white:do you have some light? White to black:when will you be back?

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Check,mate! I've been polkadotted!

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Power pawn said to pawn, you've been Pawned!

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Mainline_Novelty,it could be a real problem.