CREATE THE BEST CHESS PEICE AND WIN!!

Sea-mine:
Drifts off 1 square (diagonally or cardinally) towards your enemy. When a enemy piece is on sea-mine's square, the surrounding 3x3 area explodes.

Omega-God (Teleports everywhere and can capture other pieces by teleporting.) So it can capture the king on the first turn of the game.

Gunman: Replaces pawns
Its a piece that moves 1 square forward in any direction forward but it captures by shooting whatever is in front of it, no range limit. Shooting the pieces will kill them at a range, and the pawn does not move.
POV Its 1:58 and your bored lmao
There has been a piece called "Amazon" moving like that.