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AndyClifton
AndyClifton
Nov 23, 2011
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#501

But fortunately winnersp is soon able to grasp its inner meaning:

DrSpudnik
DrSpudnik
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Nov 23, 2011
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#502

grasp those little knobs? Surprised

corrijean
corrijean
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Nov 23, 2011
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#503

He rapidly turned and twisted the knobs according to the pattern he had worked out.

 

 

 

Nothing happened.

 

 

 

He waited ten minutes.

 

 

 

 

Nothing continued to happen.

AndyClifton
AndyClifton
Nov 24, 2011
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#504

Only then did it occur to him what the real problem was:  everybody else around him was a bunch of Philistine jerks.

Blueshirt
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Nov 29, 2011
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#505

... as it was only just a lump of stone and a few pebbles. 

surfer277
surfer277
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Dec 1, 2011
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#506

but he wondered how the pebbles got stuck

surfer277
surfer277
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Dec 1, 2011
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#507

was it a monsters saliva? did a snail cross over?

xiangqian
xiangqian
Dec 1, 2011
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#508
I was eating a chicken leg when a guy told me to play chess with him...... I announced mate in 4 and he started to throw pawns at my eyes.
xiangqian
xiangqian
Dec 1, 2011
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#509
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xiangqian
xiangqian
Dec 1, 2011
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#510
I was eating a chicken leg when a guy told me to play chess with him..... As soon as we started I realized that I had 17 pawns 1 king and he had 19 queens and one king.
surfer277
surfer277
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Dec 4, 2011
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#511

With 19 queens I checkmated him in one move

Blueshirt
Blueshirt
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Dec 5, 2011
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#512

then bashed him over the head with the Chicken leg

DrSpudnik
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Dec 5, 2011
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#513

Then, Ebeneezer Fartknuckle sat on a biscuit! Surprised

Blueshirt
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Dec 5, 2011
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#514

which then broke in to loads of little crumbs...

surfer277
surfer277
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Dec 6, 2011
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#515

and ate and farted on the AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

bovaboba
bovaboba
Dec 12, 2011
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#516

then blue shirt's shirt turned green and farty!!!!

surfer277
surfer277
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Dec 14, 2011
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#517

He was okay with the smell but wondered what went off in is underwear

DrSpudnik
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Dec 14, 2011
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#518

poot, poot, poot, poot, poot! Went the rooty toot pooter! Tongue out

bovaboba
bovaboba
Dec 15, 2011
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#519

the pooter ate the human and began to mutate!!!

DrSpudnik
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Dec 15, 2011
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#520

Putate! Yell