you know you play too much chess jokes

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brianbalikbayan

sup sup. i got some chess jokes for ya all. and if you have any "you know you play too much chess" jokes feel free to share them on here. thanks, heres my jokes:

-you know you play too much chess if your not scared to get runned over by a horse

-you know you play too much chess if you accidentaly say wanna have chess instead of wanna have sex

-you know you play too much chess if your life is divided into a opening, middlegame, and endgame

 

enjoy!

shuttlechess92

LOL :)

essnov

you know you play too much chess if you post this kind of thread

goldendog

Crazychessplaya

A chequered tie and pin! Now this gives me an idea...

oinquarki

Worst part is, he's still losing.Frown

Dumb1

Great cartoon, goldendog; reminds me of the coneheads skit from SNL.

Conflagration_Planet

Has anybody seen that 1925 Russian comidy movie called Chess Fever? I posted it once, but nobody seemed interested. It's less than 30 minutes long.

MeKa360

i got a joke

 

chess players mate better  , lol

RoepStoep
essnov wrote:

you know you play too much chess if you post this kind of thread


lol

RealSelf

you know you play too much chess when you haven't seen daylight since Christmas!!!

jgoyourmajesty
brianbalikbayan wrote:

-you know you play too much chess if you accidentaly say wanna have chess instead of wanna have sex


This calls for a very big ROFL on multiple levels!  Good one!

brianbalikbayan

-you know you play too much chess if your homepage is set to chess.com

Dirkus
woodshover wrote:

Has anybody seen that 1925 Russian comidy movie called Chess Fever? I posted it once, but nobody seemed interested. It's less than 30 minutes long.


Where's it posted at??

Conflagration_Planet

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/very-old-chess-movie

Conflagration_Planet
Dirkus wrote:
woodshover wrote:

Has anybody seen that 1925 Russian comidy movie called Chess Fever? I posted it once, but nobody seemed interested. It's less than 30 minutes long.


Where's it posted at??


 See post above.

Sigmoid_Flexure

1st step- admit you have a problem.

2nd step- seek help from- hold on, I gotta go make a move

Gabbbb

haha nice :)

Kernicterus
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Shivsky

You know you're playing too much chess when you're prolonging a fight with your wife just to maintain tension.