Post one of your games and I will read your personality from it

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Lc0_1

we agreed on a draw because the tournament arena closed in 3 mins

(I was white)

batgirl
knightscape007 wrote:

Jeez, the title clearly said ONE of your games, add to the lists that some of you can’t count either.

(but I’ll get around to them if I have time since you love and value my analysis so much)

Your insight is unbelievable.

Muisuitglijder
knightscape007 schreef:
Spelenderwijs wrote:
knightscape007 schreef:
Spelenderwijs wrote:

Interested to hear what you make of this

 

Move 3: advances the pawns in the opposite order to what I would. You are very confused and backwards.

Move 7: very threatening move implies you are aggressive and people fear you

Move 15: building a wall of pawns you are insecure even though outwardly threatening

Move 25: only move the pawn one square so are a lazy bum too

LOL. But if on move 25 i moved the pawn two squares i would be dead.

Nevertheless, your analysis is certainly interesting.

Don’t argue with it. This stuff is scientific fact

My bad. I should've known better then to argue with a 3000 FIDE rated player tongue.png

Bill-Hicks
I am black.
 

 

Lc0_1

Can you do mine?

fissionfowl

I was White.

megangansukh

is this a youtube quiz thing ( jk ) i know this is chess.com everyone knows

knightscape007
Asparagusic_acids wrote:

 

You’re playing someone much weaker than you so are afraid of people seeing you for the loser that you are in life.

 

Your play is very defensive at first, means you are defensive in real life too and have something to hide, probably are having an affair.

 

Then you infiltrate the enemy with B and Ns cocky enough that they won’t be captured by the weak opponent, you would prefer if we lived centuries ago where you could look down on your slaves.

 

At the end you bask in the position of having an extra knight and prolong the players suffering

megangansukh

welp heres my game.

Meh white

 

megangansukh

wheres my persnality?

JamesAgadir
megan1125 a écrit :

wheres my persnality?

I'd suggest impatient.

Muisuitglijder
JamesAgadir schreef:
megan1125 a écrit :

wheres my persnality?

I'd suggest impatient.

Lol

MorphysMayhem
knightscape007 wrote:

Apologies for the delay Destiny, I can’t seem to get the chess board feature to work but here is my in depth highly accurate analysis in raw pgn form:

[Event "Live Chess"]

[Site "Chess.com"]

[Date "2020.03.18"]

[Round "?"]

[White "Chriss_kkk"]

[Black "Destiny"]

[Result "0-1"]

[ECO "B95"]

[WhiteElo "1828"]

[BlackElo "1806"]

[TimeControl "180+2"]

[EndTime "10:29:11 PDT"]

[Termination "Destiny won by resignation"]

 

1. e4 c5 {Likes to avoid confrontation and will pusssy out of a direct challenge} 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 {Puts animals (horsies here) in danger in front of humans, indicating psychopathic tendencies} 5. Nc3 a6 6. Bg5 e6 7. Qd2 Be7 8. f4

b5 9. a3 Bb7 10. Bd3 Nbd7 11. O-O-O h6 12. Bh4 Qc7 {Only moves the queen one space when it can move unlimited, means you don’t use talents to their potential}  13. Kb1 Nc5 14. Rde1 O-O  {Indecisive and hangs around 13 moves before castling}  15.

h3 Rfd8 16. g3 d5 17. e5 Nfe4 18. Bxe4 Nxe4 19. Nxe4 dxe4  {Boring swap of pieces, shows a dull personality making others dislike you and your life probably falling apart} 20. Bxe7 Qxe7 21. Qe3

Rac8 22. Rh2 b4 23. axb4 Qxb4 24. Nb3 Bd5 25. Qd4 Qxe1+ {Got lucky to win, in conclusion a weak boring psychopath with very few friends} 0-1

You pretty much lost all credibility with your first comments. 

The Sicilian defense is anything but cowardly. Many would argue it is the Most combative response to 1.e4

knightscape007
Morphys-Revenge wrote:
knightscape007 wrote:

 

You pretty much lost all credibility with your first comments. 
The Sicilian defense is anything but cowardly. Many would argue it is the Most combative response to 1.e4

Wait, I had credibility before that??

knightscape007
noorafroz wrote:

 

Move 1: opens the queenside first to make vulnerable means you are misogynistic and not a gentleman.

 

Up to move 4 you only move pieces from the left half, this means your life is unbalanced and spiralling into disaster

 

Moves 11-13 keep flogging a dead horse trying to threaten the queen where there are umpteen escape routes - you waste a lot of time in life

 

By the end of the game you are hoarding pawns but never actually promote any before the better man resigns. Again wasting time and are a hoarder.

knightscape007
batgirl wrote:

To add comments, right click on the move after which the comment is meant to be added.

a game of old...

 

 

Move 1: very clever response meeting his challenge head on

 

Move 4: you have quick reactions and are brave and courageous in the face of adversity

 

Move 5: having the confidence to bring the queen out early means you are a great and decisive leader

 

Move 12: tactical retreat, not too stubborn to do the right thing

 

Move 16: bravo! Your plan paid off which means you are successful in life and well respected

 

Move 26: a very nice and fluent checkmate, indicates you are attractive in real life too.  Message me your number and let’s get this relationship started ❤️

knightscape007
varelse1 wrote:

Does your talent work for Vote Chess games as well?

Can you read an entire group?

Nope sad.png

knightscape007
1e41-0 wrote:

I'm dying to hear mine.

Please don’t die, I don’t want that on my conscience.  I’m just a bit busy with other life stuff rn

varelse1
knightscape007 wrote:
varelse1 wrote:

Does your talent work for Vote Chess games as well?

Can you read an entire group?

Nope

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batgirl
knightscape007 wrote:
batgirl wrote:

To add comments, right click on the move after which the comment is meant to be added.

a game of old...

 

 

Move 1: very clever response meeting his challenge head on

 

Move 4: you have quick reactions and are brave and courageous in the face of adversity

 

Move 5: having the confidence to bring the queen out early means you are a great and decisive leader

 

Move 12: tactical retreat, not too stubborn to do the right thing

 

Move 16: bravo! Your plan paid off which means you are successful in life and well respected

 

Move 26: a very nice and fluent checkmate, indicates you are attractive in real life too.  Message me your number and let’s get this relationship started ❤️

Thank you for your entirely unbiased and accurate appraisal.