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NaoMIrin
NaoMIrin
Nov 21, 2015
0
#381

guys. it's supposed to be funny. do you ever try to use logic in jokes? i don't think so. so just laugh and clap at this... interesting game.

MarcoBR444
MarcoBR444
Nov 21, 2015
0
#382
jackfast wrote: #424

Here is my quick analysis of it.

The game was so interesting that Rick Riordan wrote a book called "The Arrogant Dumbo". It was a biography of Marco's life. 

I tried my best not to hurt your feelings. But BTW, that is a good game for a player under the rating of 1000. And Vladimir Kramnik must be very proud of you considering that he rarely makes a non-top engine move.

 

JACKFAST, I think you are a SPOILER !!!

How did you know about this secret??  This book is almost finished, but you did not nailed the spoiling.

The title of the book is different and YOU are going to write the preface.

As you spoiled, I am going to reveal the REAL title of the book:

MarcoBR444
MarcoBR444
Nov 21, 2015
0
#383
Alvin_Cruz wrote:

I should be in one chapter at least Marco.

 

Yes, I am talking to Mr. Riordan and he is going to mention all of you: LOGOZAR, ROBERT0905, ALVIN_CRUZ, NEWENGLAND7 (as the Tyrant of Patzers), ROTTENPRETZELS and the secret affair between MarcoBR444 and WIM Fiona.

AutisticCath
AutisticCath
Nov 21, 2015
0
#384

Alvin_Cruz,

Nay, I don't take this thread personally.

AutisticCath
AutisticCath
Nov 21, 2015
0
#385

Not a good idea to have two tyrants. The most wonderful, wonderful, wonderful thing about tyrants is I'm the only one!

MarcoBR444
MarcoBR444
Nov 22, 2015
0
#386

AGAIN !!!!  AGAIN !!!  AGAIN !!!!

Another trophy in a chess tournament ( #3 out of 26 patzers):

 

Here is another MASTERPIECE (checkmate in 21 moves) made at that tournament.

The commentator this time is NEWENGLAND7, because he does not have any trophy here in chess.com yet and deeply admires my trophy showcase.

http://www.chess.com/livechess/game?id=1358706583 

AutisticCath
AutisticCath
Nov 22, 2015
0
#387

RE post 434--

Wow,

You DID play that game like Paul Morphy though your opponent missed a move that would have saved his queen which is Nd2 but black would have still probably won because he had a better attack going.

Though like I said, chess.com is simply not the place where I play tournaments. If you really want to know, I am currently in an actual, USCF tournament right now.

Robert_New_Alekhine
Robert_New_Alekhine
Closed: Inactive
Nov 22, 2015
0
#388
MarcoBR444 wrote:
jackfast wrote: #424

Here is my quick analysis of it.

The game was so interesting that Rick Riordan wrote a book called "The Arrogant Dumbo". It was a biography of Marco's life. 

I tried my best not to hurt your feelings. But BTW, that is a good game for a player under the rating of 1000. And Vladimir Kramnik must be very proud of you considering that he rarely makes a non-top engine move.

 

JACKFAST, I think you are a SPOILER !!!

How did you know about this secret??  This book is almost finished, but you did not nailed the spoiling.

The title of the book is different and YOU are going to write the preface.

As you spoiled, I am going to reveal the REAL title of the book:

 

Are you going to mention me in it?

MarcoBR444
MarcoBR444
Nov 22, 2015
0
#389
Robert0905 wrote:  Are you going to mention me in it?

YES, of course. See again the post #428, I edited it.

MarcoBR444
MarcoBR444
Nov 23, 2015
0
#390

Magnus checkmated BILL GATES in only 9 moves, in a TV show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84NwnSltHFo

The KING OF PATZERS DID checkmate an opponent in 9 moves too, in a tournament here in chess.com!!

Conclusion: Magnus and THE KING OF PATZERS have similar style.

See the game below, with comments by BILL GATES!!

http://www.chess.com/livechess/game?id=1358670764



MarcoBR444
MarcoBR444
Nov 23, 2015
0
#391

Yes Alvin, I meant 9 moves, I edited that. Tks and 2 trophies for you.

troll-in-the-park
troll-in-the-park
Nov 23, 2015
0
#392

If marco has set up a whole forum blog post thing just to boast about himself, with a 900 rating, i say challenge me. 

MarcoBR444
MarcoBR444
Nov 23, 2015
0
#393
Alvin_Cruz wrote:

Another tyrrant named nimzobogo! haha, join the club.

Yes, Tongue Out . Next game will be commented by NIMZOBOGO.

MarcoBR444
MarcoBR444
Nov 23, 2015
0
#394

How checkmate in 16 moves and receive a DIAMOND from the opponent.

Chess is a psychological game then if you fry the opponent's brain you get some advantages.

In the game below the KING OF PATZERS fried the opponent's brain and received an DIAMOND in the end.

The commentator is NIMZOBOGO, because he showed strong interest in my games according to his comment in the post #443.

http://www.chess.com/livechess/game?id=1360106188



Robert_New_Alekhine
Robert_New_Alekhine
Closed: Inactive
Nov 23, 2015
0
#395

Yesterday I played a game. Here are the moves for the white side:

1.h4

2.Na3

3.c3

4.Nc2

5.e3

6.Nh3

7.Ng5

WHITE WON!!!!

Not_a_sandwich_maker
Not_a_sandwich_maker
Nov 23, 2015
0
#396

MarcoBR444, you are the biggest troll ever, how can you say that you could reach 1800 rating in year or less? 

AutisticCath
AutisticCath
Nov 23, 2015
0
#397
MarcoBR444
MarcoBR444
Nov 23, 2015
0
#398

ATTACK !!! ATTACK !!! ATTACK !!! ATTACK !!!

The game below shows a huge attack by THE KING OF PATZERS, ending  in a beautiful checkmate in 29 moves.

Attack since the beginning, as good as Paul Morphy.

http://www.chess.com/livechess/game?id=1360359324



AutisticCath
AutisticCath
Nov 23, 2015
0
#399

Here's a beautiful checkmate in 24 moves by the tyrant of the patzers who had a rough day yesterday so his rating dropped a bit but it's now a plus 1300 again and will continue to go up again this week for turkey day in America. (In between Latin and a few other things.)



matethedead
matethedead
Nov 23, 2015
0
#400

Very funny stuff... funnier than my attacking king opening...