0.7 seconds per move avg

sorry but it will take me a day to sober up

 If your erection lasts longer than 24 hours, consult a mortician.

 Last time I was this drunk I almost syphon up a fish while doing a water change. 

What? Is it bad if my index finger is in an erected position for more than 24 hours?

Don't ask me, I'm not a mortician!

At least we didn't see 2...Qxd5

The Scandinavian is so bad that you have just 2 bad moves after 2.exd5

Qxd5 & Nf6

I think Nf6 sucks even harder.

Most people below, lets say 1500, quickly get losing positions against 2...Nf6 (if as black you know the many traps).

My impression is that closer to 1800 they generally get equal positions.

But yeah, if you've studied the lines, you'll get a larger than normal opening advantage as white... although in blitz (especially bullet) it doesn't really matter.

The Scandi is used an awful lot. I've noticed as a King's pawn player. 

Nice and Lol @ "surprise!" 

 2...Nf6 is crap and I have to laugh at all of you who say "below 1500 this and this will happen..."

Show well done studies to support your claims or do not support it at all, when you are in chess.com that does not matter.

I thought everyone that played e4 knew that playing an early c4 against Icelandic gambit formations gets you destroyed...

Chin of Quin, I am sorry, you have a big chin but I can not be with a man that plays hope chess.

We can still be friends. I guess...

As I said, it's just my impression (after playing it for many years).

After 1.e4 I play 1...e5 in serious games. I haven't played the scandinavian in a tournament in many years.

After 7.Qd3 white is equal... but it's hard to find all the right moves in a speed game.

After 5.Nf3 White is better 

Ok, 1...e5 is better, our relationship may be able to survive.

I am sure the pest snails I got in a tank could find all the moves OTB.