Chess Addicts #9
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you forget to eat or use the restroom
you know you're addicted when your girilfriend buys you a chess-set as a present from her trip abroad! It's really pretty I love it thank you very much!
Not that my girlfriend goes into chess.com forums to read what I write...
I'ts a shame that this forum died, we need to try to think of something creative to do with it now!
You're addicted when you can go through your longest ever game from memory.
You're in rehab when you can analyse your longest ever game from memory.
When every tiled floor compels you to walk on it in knight moves.
when you have lost your wife, your family, your job and your self respect
zlhflans wrote:
You walk like a knight on a tiled floor.
You know your a chess addict when:
You probably won't believe this. But I do this almost every time I walk on a tiled floor, it's just too fun. I stare at the floor and think about how the knight moves in relation to other pieces.
SirLewis wrote:
zlhflans wrote:
You walk like a knight on a tiled floor.
You know your a chess addict when:
You probably won't believe this. But I do this almost every time I walk on a tiled floor, it's just too fun. I stare at the floor and think about how the knight moves in relation to other pieces.
That's because you really ARE a chess addict, Sir.
Sep 4, 2011
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#448
You are a chess addict:
If you watch this picture and the first thing that catches your eye is the chess board 
with any sucess in life you either think or whisper "and mate"
Dec 22, 2011
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#450
Winnie_Pooh wrote:
You are a chess addict:
If you watch this picture and the first thing that catches your eye is the chess board
What do you mean? There's nothing else in that picture.
Winnie_Pooh wrote:
You are a chess addict:
If you watch this picture and the first thing that catches your eye is the chess board
What comes to mind first to me is "I can checkmate her it four!"
Your addicted when you won 100 games in 30 seconds
...when you get up in the middle of the night to verify that your move to your opponent's reply, is actually possible or there are other pieces you're not taking into account.
Apr 23, 2013
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#454
When your favourite movie/TV show/sporting final is on but you forget about that; chess fills your mind instead.
When you come back to this forum after FIVE years!
You know you're a chess addict when...
you bribe your brother with candy just to get him to play chess with you (I really do that) and reply to a forum about being addicted to chess that hasn't been replied to for 14 months.
You know you're a chess addict when...
Well, I've played chess 24/7 for 40 years, and I'm not addicted
Yes bacchuxxx, that's what alcoholics, gamblers & drug addicts say too... 
son, it was a joke. dohhhhhhhh