Chess Jokes!!!


  • 2 years ago · Quote · #181

    camberfoil

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  • 2 years ago · Quote · #182

    camberfoil

    Here's a cringeworthy one:

    Q: What is Garry Kasparov's favorite TV show?

    A: Pawn Stars

    Let the groaning and sighing commence...

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #183

    madhacker

    varelse1 wrote:

    Q: WhaTt do French Defence players, and Catholic altarboys have in common?

    A: They are both saddled with Bad Bishops!!

    Laughing

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #184

    JJZ03

    varelse1 wrote:

    So there I was, working in the mines, with that Queen's Gambit player. He was so crazy. That guy liked blowing things open, with c4!

    Clap. Clap. Clap. Best joke ever.

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #185

    varelse1

    So there I was, having lunch with Borislav Ivanov. Unfortunately we had a checkered tablecloth. So when I asked to pass the salt, he said he didn't know how, because he couldn't get any internet connection there.

    Was a bit puzzling.........Undecided

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #186

    camberfoil

    um wut

  • 10 months ago · Quote · #187

    camberfoil

    JJZ03 wrote:

    varelse1 wrote:

    So there I was, working in the mines, with that Queen's Gambit player. He was so crazy. That guy liked blowing things open, with c4!

     

    Clap. Clap. Clap. Best joke ever.

    BEST JOKE OF ALL TIME. I will now proceed to piss off anyone reading:

    The prmay component of C4 is RDX, which stands for Research Department Explosive which has the chemical name cyclotrimethylene trimitrimine and it must be synthesized but now with a synthesizer that's for cheating at making music and there's also a car called the RDX but it doesn't contain explosives but released more gas than cyclotrimethylene trimitrimine I need more coffee RIGHT NOW


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