My rating is like Mitt Romney's popularity: it is stuck at one number and wont go any higher no matter what I do.
Chess rating is like money
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AfafBouardi wrote:
Jsar wrote:
my games are x-rated
so what you're saying is that your rating is like a porn star?
no. i mean i play like one, so the games are x-rated. my games are not suitable for kids to look at 
i take the queen behind the rook and make pawns jealous and the bishops are praying for my soul
2727soccer wrote:
how we got from chess ratings to porn is beyond me
So maybe you'll do a better job of keeping up next time! 
My rating is like 20 years after Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
how we got from chess ratings to porn is beyond me