Could a 1157 gorilla w/ a bazooka beat an unrated velociraptor w/ a flamethower?

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I really need to know.

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at chess or war???

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Let's say a male gorilla vs. a female velociraptor with PMS

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Wow, this got off-topic'ed fast.  Well played, chess.com, well played. :)

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You should ask some of the members here who are convinced everytime their clock screws up it's because their opponents are using some mysterious software to make them lose on time, instead of performing really stupid and meaningless stunts like stealing other people's credit card #s or banking passwords.  Since these hapless victims of chess-cheating criminal recidivists are already experts at making up evidence-free facts they should be of immense help here

I'm rooting for the gorilla since we're both mammals and don't suck ass like velociraptors do (or did). Velociraptors can go screw themselves IMHO.