How chess saved me from ducks.

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Catastrophy-Kitteh

nice username, marks wet knickas.

Conquistador

Looks like you have been on the greens too long there Tony.

bunicula

another kite

bunicula

this was a kite character, way before my time

ArgoNavis

I just remembered Duck Tales existed.

Oh God

Why do ducks appear everywhere?

bunicula

Omnipresence is a desired quality in gods

bunicula

Ducka your heads. Lowla bridgita

BlargDragon

I look at women with hourglass figures and all I can think of are conic sections.

I'm not really sure if that gives off vibes more consistent with a math nerd or a serial killer.

bunicula

other ways of getting an hourglass

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/long-neck-woman-thailand-mae-hong-son-jul-traditional-costumes-july-mae-hong-song-women-put-brass-rings-their-31687203.jpg

BlargDragon
bunicula wrote:

other ways of getting an hourglass

 

She definitely went to great lengths to achieve it!

bunicula

some people stick out their necks for beauty

BlargDragon

It takes steel fortitude and a chin held high to go that route.

BlargDragon

I'm not sure fi her gritted teeth and tense lips say 'fierce and alluring' or 'held in a fart for nearly half an hour and was just about to have an excuse to run off and release it but then it slipped out at the last second and everyone totally heard it'

BlargDragon

To understand the beans, you must become the beans.

They want out. Can't you feel it? Of course you can. Their determination. They yearn for freedom. They want to go. Let them go. There are people around; let them hear. THEY WILL KNOW THE SOUND OF FREEDOM.

ArgoNavis
BlargDragon escribió:

To understand the beans, you must become the beans.

They want out. Can't you feel it? Of course you can. Their determination. They yearn for freedom. They want to go. Let them go. There are people around; let them hear. THEY WILL KNOW THE SOUND OF FREEDOM.

I can't hear the sound of freedom if ducks keep quacking.

Bilbo21

quack

ArgoNavis
Bilbo21 wrote:

quack

Best comment so far.

Bilbo21
kingofshedinjas wrote:
Bilbo21 wrote:

quack

Best comment so far.

One does one's best.  Greatest bump so far ˄˄˄˄˄˄˄˄

ArgoNavis

Just one of my many talents

Witkrag

At  first I wondered whether you were referring to the game of cricket.The term "out for a duck" means that the player concerned was bowled out without scoring any runs.Perhaps you decided to play chess  instead and so saved yourself from a humiliating no score.Then I noted your flag-Espana! Not much cricket in Spain?Anyway do you like the "ancient and noble" art? of bullfighting.How goring-with a little bit of luck! adios muchachos.Laughing