Looks like you have been on the greens too long there Tony.
How chess saved me from ducks.

I look at women with hourglass figures and all I can think of are conic sections.
I'm not really sure if that gives off vibes more consistent with a math nerd or a serial killer.

other ways of getting an hourglass
She definitely went to great lengths to achieve it!

I'm not sure fi her gritted teeth and tense lips say 'fierce and alluring' or 'held in a fart for nearly half an hour and was just about to have an excuse to run off and release it but then it slipped out at the last second and everyone totally heard it'

To understand the beans, you must become the beans.
They want out. Can't you feel it? Of course you can. Their determination. They yearn for freedom. They want to go. Let them go. There are people around; let them hear. THEY WILL KNOW THE SOUND OF FREEDOM.

To understand the beans, you must become the beans.
They want out. Can't you feel it? Of course you can. Their determination. They yearn for freedom. They want to go. Let them go. There are people around; let them hear. THEY WILL KNOW THE SOUND OF FREEDOM.
I can't hear the sound of freedom if ducks keep quacking.

quack
Best comment so far.
One does one's best. Greatest bump so far ˄˄˄˄˄˄˄˄

At first I wondered whether you were referring to the game of cricket.The term "out for a duck" means that the player concerned was bowled out without scoring any runs.Perhaps you decided to play chess instead and so saved yourself from a humiliating no score.Then I noted your flag-Espana! Not much cricket in Spain?Anyway do you like the "ancient and noble" art? of bullfighting.How goring-with a little bit of luck! adios muchachos.
nice username, marks wet knickas.