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I need play with GM

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I will play you.
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come in joined me
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before you speak play with me after that speak
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What you think?
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Everybody here is GM. Just click play.

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I what to play someone is strong 30m
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Just
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Unfortunately, a GM doesn't need to play you.

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 793?!?! no you NEED to do tactics lmao...... You are probably 50,000 puzzles away from even surviving half the middle game vs a GM

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sand_2002 wrote:
before you speak play with me after that speak

Just wanted to say I enjoyed reading this sentence tremendously.

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sand_2002 wrote:
I need play with GM

Why? Want or need?

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I'm not sure what effect a Ginger Marinade will have on your tactical performance, but I'm all about experimentation, so it's worth a shot.

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i need ginger marinade.  is it like ginger ale?  i don't know what it is or what it does, but i absolutely need it.

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That's probably the route I would go: put a kilogram of chess pieces in a shallow dish with a liter of ginger ale and hope for the best.

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how long should i leave it for?  until the black & white pieces are turn brown?

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I need beep beep to stew on comments previous 

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president_max wrote:

how long should i leave it for?  until the black & white pieces are turn brown?

You should never leave it. You should hold it close. Hug it like your own child.

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I think you should try beating regular people who are higher rated than you first
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I am trying to do the same