If God played chess he would sack one of his pwans and after it is captured he will put it back on the board saying that the pwan has come back to life.
Then everyone will start worshiping the Pwan. Some people argue the Pwan is actually a minor piece while some heretics say it was an illegal move. No scoresheet was found so nobody can prove anything.
If God played a game chess against God. Which side would win? White gets the first move but Blacks gets to determine how He wants to suffer.
If the game would be a draw, then is this where we are going with all these stronger chess engines. Is chess finally going to be solved where we will know what moves would make up the perfect game?