if you know

It is also possible that kurogkug is an alien trying to take over Earth by trolling its forums while simultaneously learning English.

WHAT HAVE WE DONE?

If kurogkug is the conquering alien, I suspect we'll all go out with the proverbial whimper, not a bang, as he draws our strength from us.

Trust me, you don't want to know. Leave now while there's still a chance... 

Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: Im sorry, Dave. Im afraid I cant do that.
Dave Bowman: Whats the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize
  it.
Dave Bowman: I dont know what youre talking about, HAL.
HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and
  Im afraid thats something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave Bowman: Where the helld you get that idea, HAL?
HAL: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod
  against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Dave Bowman: Alright, HAL. Ill go in through the emergency airlock.
HAL: Without your space helmet, Dave, youre going to find that
  rather difficult.
Dave Bowman: HAL, I wont argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
HAL: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

"Having analysed a billion Twitter messages, the equivalent of reading 150,000 books, but so much more, you know real, Carnegie Mellon University has compared the opinions expressed to opinion polls. The exciting bit, they report, is that the opinions expressed in 2008 and 2009 closely matched the published polls!" - Backbytes

Currently lying in 11th place.

Fortunately, there is a recently introduced limit of 100 pages (about 2,000 posts) - so strategic use of the remaining thousand or so posts would be wise.

Right here.

Search for nothing - and you will never be disappointed.

Still just enough time to get a singular title for the follow-up thread: 

if you still don't know?       if you know 2 (little)?

All is not lost.  The top 10 all appear to be in an appropriate category.  This might be the longest thread that was mis-categorized from the get-go. 

Next target, Word Chain(1224) with only 87 to go for the top ten list. I bet kuro can generate 87 messages worth of excitement by just one stupid  post alone.

Miscategorized?  I think it could be argued that we may all be in need of a little Help & Support for having participaed in this thread.

kurogkug needs kareful handling: "Ignorance is like a delicate flower: touch it and the bloom is gone."

The thread has turned into its humane and considerate mode....... lovely!

'Tis not enough to help the feeble up, but to support them after.

Yeah-- it's like a sine wave-- never-ending, and oscillating through peaks and troughs.

I kinda miss tonydal :)

and where the hell is that kuro? :D

Without the meat this thread dies. Please answer if you have any strategically decent thoughts. I am dying to hear your reply.

strategic is mesh with opponent pieces while he's not looking

Or is that tactics?

I actually think this thread is more like Mersenne's Twister: It is periodic, but it's period is billions of posts long (2^32 - 1, to be precise).