In Russia anyone below 2300 rating considered as a begginer! Are you a begginer !?

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ESP-918
blueemu wrote:
gdzen wrote:

in mother russia your rating goes down when you win, you start from 3k and lose points and b3come a GM when you reach zero.

In Sowjet Russia, chess rates YOU.

Well well well .... 

Someone wants to talk about spelling !? 

pinkblueecho
ESP-918 hat geschrieben:
blueemu wrote:
gdzen wrote:

in mother russia your rating goes down when you win, you start from 3k and lose points and b3come a GM when you reach zero.

In Sowjet Russia, chess rates YOU.

Well well well .... 

Someone wants to talk about spelling !? 

 

Go easy on him, he´s Canadian! They´re never sure whether they should use British or American spellings so they just make up their own on the spot. FACT.

pinkblueecho
GMproposedsolutions hat geschrieben:

In Russia, if you cannot get to 2000 by age 15 you are sent to the gulag for 3 months of punishment. National disgrace.

 

Tough but fair.

blueemu
ESP-918 wrote:
blueemu wrote:
gdzen wrote:

in mother russia your rating goes down when you win, you start from 3k and lose points and b3come a GM when you reach zero.

In Sowjet Russia, chess rates YOU.

Well well well .... 

Someone wants to talk about spelling !? 

It's written in a fake Russian accent... Soh-YET.

Da-Vere
blueemu wrote:

Anyone who spells 'beginner' with two 'g's is a beginner at spelling.

It’s just a clever way of slipping “Good Game” in there. Lol

blueemu
pinkblueecho wrote:
ESP-918 hat geschrieben:
blueemu wrote:
gdzen wrote:

in mother russia your rating goes down when you win, you start from 3k and lose points and b3come a GM when you reach zero.

In Sowjet Russia, chess rates YOU.

Well well well .... 

Someone wants to talk about spelling !? 

 

Go easy on him, he´s Canadian! They´re never sure whether they should use British or American spellings so they just make up their own on the spot. FACT.

If it doesn't have 'beer' in the middle (or -eh? on the end), then it's not a real word.

Chrismoonster

By the Russian standard yes, I've been playing o chess.cm for about two years so you could call me a beginner on how long I've been playing

neveraskmeforadraw

It would be interesting to know OP's otb rating. I have a feeling it's several hundred rating points below their online rating.

ESP-918
pfren wrote:

When you have played here 25,000 blitz and bullet games, and just 50 rapids, you are assured that you will continue being a beginner for the predictable future.

You were wrong, I'm not a begginer anymore 

ESP-918
neveraskmeforadraw wrote:

It would be interesting to know OP's otb rating. I have a feeling it's several hundred rating points below their online rating.

I've never played OTB tournaments in my life , so I don't have any ratings , I've started playing chess couple of years ago so I'm just an amateur player.

Sixtynine-nintysix
ESP-918 wrote:
blueemu wrote:
gdzen wrote:

in mother russia your rating goes down when you win, you start from 3k and lose points and b3come a GM when you reach zero.

In Sowjet Russia, chess rates YOU.

Well well well .... 

Someone wants to talk about spelling !? 

Grammar nawji

Sixtynine-nintysix
laawws wrote:

I'm not just a beginner but also a complete moron.

You are better than others in 960

ESP-918

I'm an INTERMEDIATE player now !

eric0022
ESP-918 wrote:

It's actually true in our local club we have speacial day for "Noobs" only, on every Sunday , which means you only can join and play as long as your rating haven't exceeded 2300 mark . Every other day many players with 2300 + ratings.

I'm still a begginer by chess.com standards, are you ? 

 

But what happens if a 2299 rated player wins a 2301 rated player in a rated game?

ESP-918
eric0022 wrote:
ESP-918 wrote:

It's actually true in our local club we have speacial day for "Noobs" only, on every Sunday , which means you only can join and play as long as your rating haven't exceeded 2300 mark . Every other day many players with 2300 + ratings.

I'm still a begginer by chess.com standards, are you ? 

 

But what happens if a 2299 rated player wins a 2301 rated player in a rated game?

If 2299 player wins , then he can't come on a "Noob" day on Sunday no more ! Only if he drops rating , then he can come again.

teju17
ESP-918 wrote:

It's actually true in our local club we have speacial day for "Noobs" only, on every Sunday , which means you only can join and play as long as your rating haven't exceeded 2300 mark . Every other day many players with 2300 + ratings.

I'm still a begginer by chess.com standards, are you ? 

I aint a begginer. I'm a beginner

ESP-918
teju17 wrote:
ESP-918 wrote:

It's actually true in our local club we have speacial day for "Noobs" only, on every Sunday , which means you only can join and play as long as your rating haven't exceeded 2300 mark . Every other day many players with 2300 + ratings.

I'm still a begginer by chess.com standards, are you ? 

I aint a begginer. I'm a beginner

Yes you are ! Your rating is way below 2300! But you still should be proud of yourself 

athlblue

When he still doesn't realize...

sndeww
ESP-918 wrote:

It's actually true in our local club we have speacial day for "Noobs" only, on every Sunday , which means you only can join and play as long as your rating haven't exceeded 2300 mark . Every other day many players with 2300 + ratings.

I'm still a begginer by chess.com standards, are you ? 

I'm barely an unbeginner

aMazeMove
B1ZMARK wrote:
ESP-918 wrote:

It's actually true in our local club we have speacial day for "Noobs" only, on every Sunday , which means you only can join and play as long as your rating haven't exceeded 2300 mark . Every other day many players with 2300 + ratings.

I'm still a begginer by chess.com standards, are you ? 

I'm barely an unbeginner

phew, i still have 108 points to spare (which will probably vanish soon)