Is it better to have sex before or after a game of chess?

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I know in some sports one is expected to refrain from sex before the game to conserve energy.  Is it that way in chess?  Is it generally better to have or be free of sexual tension before playing?

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Neither. It is best during the game. Proof; Kasparov 1985

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The game of chess could be a metaphor for sex.  There's nothing on the chess board that has not been part of some well-known sexual stereotype.

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Before, during and after!

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Edited moderator stumpyblitzer 

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I’m a 9 year old looking at this
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And having s*x is bad
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I’m locking this post
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Much easier to say “ Inb4thelock “ ✌️😎
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ChaseLikesAnimation wrote:
And having s*x is bad

Idk, sox can be good for your feet...

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4binlockthe
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Where are the mods when you need them
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Why are you bumping ! 🤷‍♂️
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Must have read your advice that bumping is good for you and you recommend it... Well done. You have another follower :)

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Madam Marfona loves to have RP before during and after chess especially with Zombies

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Inb4thelock
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Madam Marfona likes it when Louis Lunchbox is in before the lock... Phner Phner Mrs (acknowledged source... Ladybird book of Carry On rejected jokes)

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Guys please you know the rules, bumping is only done on Sundays ! …..how many more times must I say this ! 😾
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Stop contradicting yourself and we may take heed

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Go back to sleep kelcey ! …..you’ve been overdoing it again ! ✌️🤪
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