who smelt it dealt it! blame your opponent then just snicker.
And Pepsi, haha all good .
Is it rude to fart at the chessboard?
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Sep 12, 2017
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#63
don't squeeze it in! that just gives you bad breath later. some chemical reactions in the body require an escape outlet, just think of the condition that a car with no exhaust would be in.
Would it be rude to leave a bogey on d5 ??
Sep 12, 2017
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#65
No it would not be rude, but that would be foolish, because there is more traffic on e4 to step in it! There are some squares called lonely squares for a reason! Plus don't embarrass the Queen
Love this thread
SimonWebbsTiger wrote:
Who hasn't been there? You are thinking, your opponent is looking at other games, you let one slip but -- with the hush in tournaments -- everybody hears that fart!
There are, of course, farts and farts. An evening of beans will not only make you fart a lot, they will also be disgustingly smelly too.
What to do if you need to fart? Obvious good manners is to step outside to pass wind. But at the board, your move, time a ticking...?
Let it rip.
Farting in front of your opponent, could be construed as a deliberate attempt to paralyse your opponents though process, thus winning the game unfairly ! 🙀
😂 I would tell my opponent out rather loud either I fart right here or you and the referee lmao allow me to step from the board for a moment alone in peace. roflmao
TheBestBeer_Root wrote:
😂 I would tell my opponent out rather loud either I fart right here or you and the referee lmao allow me to step from the board for a moment alone in peace. roflmao
This is great content rofllmao
The OP said “ Is it rude to fart at the chessboard “ as long as you warn the chessboard first , I’m sure it won’t mind .
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Perhaps some farting stimulates some cells roflmao in the noggin
Nov 18, 2021
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#75
I would think it would be OK, but make sure it's only a fart and not a poop? 
Endapuppy wrote:
Would it be rude to leave a bogey on d5 ??
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Nov 18, 2021
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#78
best beer 
!!!! then again it may be as safe square for your king, no one will want to land on the d5
heh ?
lol deceptive farts clearly is not the path to take