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Hugh Grant and wife (and bj woman, forgot her name)
#6066 go kiddy!! And I think 6064 is downright hilarious. 😂😂 is that real? Or Photoshopped?
@6070...Whoa...I'm going to use that one!
Nothing wrong with desire. Being selfless (at times) is a good quality but you have to follow your desires to be happy. Also nothing wrong with focusing on yourself. It sounds like nice religious-speak but IMHO it's just that.
This I find hard to believe. (#6075)
NobbyCapeTown wrote:
Yeah... Just in case anyone doesn't know, even if he was correct that the magazine - not a clip - wasn't in the pistol, there could still be one round in the chamber.
#1 rule of firearm safety - the gun is always loaded.
There was a youth pastor - I think in the US - who loaded a pistol with blanks and shot himself in the head (with blanks) to show off. He died because he held the gun right next to his head. Either the wadding or the pressure killed him, I don't remember.
EDIT: http://articles.latimes.com/1998/oct/04/local/me-29125
If you don't know what you're doing, don't do anything that could be dangerous!
I agree Tim. 😋
1. Ride in a boat on any ocean/large body of water.
2. I will never live by the coast…(tsunamis…need I say more?)
3. I will never own an African blood diamond
4. I will never support Kanye West for president
5. I will never support Donald Trump for president
6. I will never purposefully listen to pop music
7. I will never kick a puppy
8. I will never own a fighting chicken
9. I will never win an academy award
10. I will never overrun a small country and set up a dictatorship
11. I will never play professional baseball
12. I will never compete in the hunger games
13. I will never live in a galaxy far far away
14. I will never own a light saber
15. I will never find the lost ark of the covenant
16. I will never win a karate tournament with a crane kick taught to me by mister miyagi
17. I will never fight for my right to party (ill just do it anyway…)
18. I will never own a gatling gun
19. I will never be a samurai
20. I will never be as cool as Jim Morrison
21. I will never listen to the band nickelback of my own free will
22. I will never own a Fiat
23. I will never “take your word for it”
24. I will never have a menstral cycle
25. I will never give birth
26. I will never be batman
27. I will never be superman
28. I will never meet Mrs Robinson
29. I will never see a teenage mutant ninja turtle in real life
30. I will never see a clockwork orange on purpose ever again
31. I will never watch the rocky horror picture show on purpose ever again
32. I will never be a material girl even though I live in a material world
33. I will never murder someone and put their body in a wood chipper to get rid of the evidence
34. I will never turn into a green hulking beast because of exposure to gamma radiation
35. I will never own an abrams tank
36. I will never shake hands with Abraham Lincoln
37. I will never be a member of the illuminati