My Goal Is To Get The Grandmaster Title Before I Brush My Teeth
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That is completely cheating, which would mean that you would become a grandmaster, but by CHEATING!!!!
cyboo wrote:
That is completely cheating, which would mean that you would become a grandmaster, but by CHEATING!!!!
Dat still counts.
Don't brush your teeth
Aug 31, 2018
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#25
Idea #1: Step 1 - Imbed a small receiver in your body with WIFI to a computer that will send Morse code signals with the best moves. Step 2 - Learn Morse code. Step 3 - Dominate.
Idea #2: Step 1 - Have a plastic surgeon to make you look exactly like Simon Williams, Ben Finegold or some other random GM. Step 2 - Murder the real GM you are impersonating. Step 3 - Appear at a tournament as the GM you killed. Step 4 - Get arrested and go to prison for the rest of your life (where you can continue impersonating the GM in a prison culture that wouldn't know you play too weakly to ever have been be a GM).
Idea #3: Step 1 - Get your game to around 2300 strength. Step 2 - Begin competing as a woman. Step 3 - Sue FIDE for the right to be declared a WGM.
Aug 31, 2018
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#26
If you want to become GM, beat this jelly donut and I might think about it.
Sep 1, 2018
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#28
Preggo_Basashi wrote:
Defeating a donut only makes it tastier.
There's a twist. The Jelly Donut is a 2400 Rated Player.
Sep 1, 2018
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#29
YourShahIsNowMat wrote:
Preggo_Basashi wrote:
Defeating a donut only makes it tastier.
There's a twist. The Jelly Donut is a 2400 Rated Player.
Sure sure, a great player... hey everyone what's that out the window look!
Oh my, it seems he can't play today, he's not feeling well.
I guess I win by forfeit.
Sep 1, 2018
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#30
I made the same typo a few seconds ago in a different topic. I'd like to blame it on my "l" key but probably I'm just crazy 
Sep 1, 2018
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#31
Preggo_Basashi wrote:
YourShahIsNowMat wrote:
Preggo_Basashi wrote:
Defeating a donut only makes it tastier.
There's a twist. The Jelly Donut is a 2400 Rated Player.
Sure sure, a great player... hey everyone what's that out the window look!
Oh my, it seems he can't play today, he's not feeling well.
I guess I win by forfeit.
Sep 1, 2018
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#32
THAT IS IT! THE DONUT ARMY WILL BE COMING FOR YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID! I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR ARMOR BECAUSE WE ARE READY FOR ACTION!
Sep 1, 2018
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#33
Skipping lunch is all the armor I need.
That and maybe a glass of milk or something.
"Fighting" an army of doughnuts makes me... eh... thirsty if you know what I mean 
it's a good thing that you are trying to become GM before brushing your teeth. that way you won't have to bother yourself with talking to girls who would run away, and not because they are not interested in chess. it makes your job much easier.
Sep 2, 2018
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#35
brianchesscake wrote:
it's a good thing that you are trying to become GM before brushing your teeth. that way you won't have to bother yourself with talking to girls who would run away, and not because they are not interested in chess. it makes your job much easier.
I mean, I guess so.
I never really considered talking to girls so...
....btw, are ur permanents in yet ?
Ahhh....Pawn to King Four ?
Anybody could understand that!
With the help of Google Translate, of course...