Squirrels
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Atomic_Rift
Jun 17, 2013
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This forum is alive and kicking. See above. 
Pictures are back. Follow-on, incisive banter will complete the deal.
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk.
The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.
Q. Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach?
A. To keep his nuts warm!
How does a squirrel make friends?
Climbs up a tree and acts like a nut ...
