Squirrels

Squirrles are not gonna be your girl.

Lol, Squirrels will say "no" when they mean "yes".

 Squirrels can charm you; but vex you if they get inside your house.

Squirrels will join the army.

Squirrels will steal your brownies and lie about it.

Squirrels will test their fate versus your tires.

Squirrles will set you panties on fire.

Squirrels will wear Depends undergarments with pride (until they get their nuts wet).

Squirrels will give blood and shovel elephant dung.

I have squirrels living in my attic.  But who gives two farts, I rent.  Chew anything ya want, 'irrlies!

Lol.

Squirrels should have chainsaws.

Squirrels never ask for rent even though they make it known that you're on their property

Squirrels think they're better than chipmunks.

Squirrels that don't eat ice cream can't be trusted.

Hi Trysts!

Hi, winerkleiner!

I had an army of squirrels (about 10) come out of the sage bushes on the beach, a year or so ago. I had to share my banana with each of them. They came up and took pieces out of my hand.

Hi squirrel lover!

Oh my, this still exists?? I remember this from a LONG time ago. 

This thread is 20 months old, I wonder how many generations of squirrels that is.