I'm operating in Greenwich Mean Time. That time-zone is really mean.
Stupid Comments
Problem :at christmas time, what does a hooker request from santa claus?
Answer : the same she charges any other customer...
( more stupid than this, you cannot find)
Snails make good pets.
I had a snail called Joe but I ran over him in the driveway. He is still buried in the gravel. R. I. P. Joe 
Anybody seen my glasses? I am trying to brush my teeth.
Is it stupid to wear them?
Snails make good pets.
Although it's rather tedious to walk them.
Put them on a long piece of elastic, they soon catch up with you. 
Snails make good pets.
Although it's rather tedious to walk them.
But if they walk you...
A woman at work today, said that her sister has grounded her 12 year old nephew the other day, because he, get this, shit in the refrigerator! Honest.
A woman at work today, said that her sister has grounded her 12 year old nephew the other day, because he, get this, shit in the refrigerator! Honest.
lol... I hope she made him clean it up.
A woman at work today, said that her sister has grounded her 12 year old nephew the other day, because he, get this, shit in the refrigerator! Honest.
lol... I hope she made him clean it up.
I'd bust his head.
Snails make good pets.
I had a snail called Joe but I ran over him in the driveway. He is still buried in the gravel. R. I. P. Joe
In high school we used to plop a slug (a small one) in a glass of beer, count to five (to watch the slug squirm) and drink it down! Taste like chicken!
Damn...too drunk to remember.