The Ashes !

 No McDonalds ?!!  Oh my...... I will have to report this right away to Ronald McDonald !

 Since when is Canadian a "Race"?

I wonder if perhaps you have a secure line through to McD HQ with a flashing handset shaped like a Hamburger?

I might be fat compared to you young man, but I am not rude, an you are not making being canadian sound very good, I have some good friends from Canada here on chess.com and none of them are rude like you! why did you join up to this site if you just want to be rude to people, we dont need small minded people like you on this site, GO AWAY and be rude somewhere else!

 Since the 70s or so..... when all schools began dumbing down.

In 2007, the following questions were answered by McDonalds:

1. How many McDonald's are there in Canada?
There are more than 1,400 McDonald's restaurants in Canada employing more than 77,000 Canadians. . 

5. How many customers does McDonald's serve every day in Canada?
We serve millions of Canadians in our restaurants across the country every day. 

Like obesity rates, this is bound to have increased.

How you see him act is like any other typical canadian born person, rude, stupid, and think they own the world.

 Why are you so rude???

You should be happy living with free health care.

Canada is a wonderful country and *multicultural*.

You should go outside and look around, Canada is a great country without wars or terrorism raging inside it.

Why am i rude?

wow dude.. look around, all canadians are mean, heartless, selfish bastards.

If you see any nice Canadians, they probably immigrated to canada.

Even though theres like 25% canadian born people, there all pretty much the same, i never met one canadian that was nice. The people who immigrated here are nicer, smarter, and selfless.

Did you see what canada does to immigrated people? People cant use their degrees and stuff from there old country to get a degree in canada (Etc.. My mom was a dentist in Serbia but in canada she has to either.. start all over, or take a job working at a factory or something)

That shows canada's a f****** heartless country.

i would rather try and remove my own penis with a rolling pin than watch cricket.

 I wouldnt..

thats just stupid, you would cut off your penis rather then watchign cricket for 2 hours?

-.-

Cut of your Penis to spite your face!...lol

 You know, its quite normal that many countries ( maybe all ? ) dont let doctors, dentists and other professionals just come in from another country and start practicing medicine or dentistry in that country. The reason is simple, the standards are not the same in every country of the world. Does Serbia let dentists or doctors from other countries come to Serbia and just start practicing there regardless of the standards of the country from which they are coming ?

It's nice that you saved us the trouble of having to answer your initial question ourselves.

 Too much British girls here. Surely you mean many. You need to sort your grammar out you moron. Go have sex with a moose or whatever it is that Canadian people do to amuse themselves. Sigh. You can always tell a Canadian but you can't tell him much.

p.s. I love that you wrote about real sports like BASEBALL!!! (where men wear tights).

I normally wouldn't suggest this to someone as I believe most people have the capacity to see the error of their ways and correct their rude and ignorant behaviour, but in your case I think you would be doing us all a favour if you untracked chess.com in it's entirety.

I think many would agree with you! for the record I always liked Canada, and thought it stood for the last frontier and for freedom, but I think OwngePranks should be locked away!

Oh dear.

 Nice hypocritical post. If you don't like people bashing each other you shouldn't join in the bashing yourself.