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Things some chess players say when they blunder
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Mar 16, 2013
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#183
I say ABSOLUTLY NOTHING!!
I sit there holding my breath, watching my queen hang for four minutes, keeping a straight face, hoping my opponent doesn't see it.
(And he didn't, either. LOL)
Lol
varelse1 wrote:
I say ABSOLUTLY NOTHING!!
I sit there holding my breath, watching my queen hang for four minutes, keeping a straight face, hoping my opponent doesn't see it.
(And he didn't, either. LOL)
My opponent would notice that something was off if it was an OTB game. I constantly fiddle with my pen and shuffle my feet about. I can say ha! and stare at their king ans make them think that I found a way to get to it, though, and they seize the opportunity, choosing to protect the "flaw" in their defence. It works about 5% of the time.
Ha! you think i've blundered? it's a sacrifice ;)
Lol
Mar 16, 2013
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#188
Go ahead! take it! I dare ya! C'mon!
I double-dare ya, Mother----er! Take that ----ing knight!
Argonaut13 wrote:
I am sick
I messed up my opening
You countered my play
People were talking
You just got lucky
I felt like a was low on time
I was distracted the whole time
I wasn't even trying
I knew I messed up my sac
"Aw sh-t I didn't see that let me take that back"
Sometimes they don't say anything at all and turn white or turn a different color for a few moments red.
varelse1 wrote:
"This never happened to me before!"
lol
*After noticing you just hung your queen*
"Take my queen. Take it. You know you want to. TAAAAAAKE IIIIIIIIIT...."
*Under your breath* "this plan is brilliant. he'll never see it coming."
"Um... ok."
Typically a few choice words I won't utter here :)
varelse1 wrote:
Go ahead! take it! I dare ya! C'mon!
I double-dare ya, Mother----er! Take that ----ing knight!
Lol!
I just recreate the Three Stooges skits ending with me on the ground kicking my legs around in a circle.
I'm really good at Crazy 8's
I was once told by a player several hundred rating points above me who I had forced into a draw: "Oh, you're just one of those losers who plays for losing draws because you don't know how to beat anyone. You should try checkers- its more suited to your limited intelligence." Not exactly something you say to someone you clearly should hae beaten...
I have been accused of intentionally getting into time pressure during OTB casual blitz games so that when I blunder I can say: "It was just time pressure". Sadly, this isn't true, I sometimes even forget I'm playing speed chess and lose on time. I do better online though.
I am the complete opposite otb I suck at, live I do great
Here is what happened at chess.com and the most dreadful thing I have faced when my opponent made blunder:
I was playing with this guy( don't remember his name) who was higher ranked than me. He made some stuid blunder and after a light banter following was the conversation on chat:
Me: it happenes. I am sure , you will be better in next game
He: ahh don't worry abt that I will win.
Me: I don't see how.
He: you will lost ur connection here
Me: why would I?
He: wait and see
Me(after a min.): Still waiting
He: now you are watching youtube.
( and my connection was lost) :|