What bread to eat while playing chess?

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This is .......strange.....don't get it stuck in your throat...

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Please visit our exciting new chess bread: 

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Oops! I meant chess thread... not chess bread... ha-ha...

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shadowcat53 wrote:

This is .......strange.....don't get it stuck in your throat...

 

 

 

You know what's even stranger? Yeah, that's right, you are, not those purple salmon eggs...

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Try, try to stay focused ...bread not dead ...purple salmon eggs?...mantra..bread not dead ....remember the rules of bus riding ..no hitting no setting fires...same with bread..

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shadowcat53 wrote:

Try, try to stay focused ...bread not dead ...purple salmon eggs?...mantra..bread not dead ....remember the rules of bus riding ..no hitting no setting fires...same with bread..

 

Yes, purple salmon eggs! Parakeets hoard the orange ones to use for Halloween since they turn black when you burn them up. And we use the red and green salmon eggs with ham on toast mostly for hearing Dr. Seuss stories or for Christmas. Say when is that, by the way? Don't bother answering that question, as I must get back with my Parakeet Perfect Jazzercise Routine (PPJR) now. I got worms and they gotta wiggle.

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The Danish Gorilla Loaf...

Enough said.

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Hi! I don't know about you?---but---we've always loved monkey bread at our house, and if you haven't had monkey bread, then Im'ma just gonna have to come right out and say it: stop monkeying around. I ne'er even heard of gorilla bread, man, but monkey bread... Let me tell you something, I was born in the year of the monkey. I act like a monkey. I want to be a monkey. Somehow I got made into a parakeet. I want my life back. I want my monkey bread back.

 

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French should do if you play french. As a Scotch player, I am currently browsing some tasty Scottish breads. But nothing beats Spanish bread.

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Ahem... get it?

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Yeah, I'm going to get a bottle of Scotch right now! See ya.

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Looks like bread ...or brains...

the underbelly of bread

the doppelganger

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Avatar of ChessPlayinDude47

Great, brains! --- that will help me think better then when I am playing chess, huh?

The dark side, the underbelly of bread, may actually be restaurant bread (see 1:26 - 2:04)

where many brains may have been at work on your bread... 

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"Wer nie sein Brot mit Traenen ass, ... der kennt euch nicht, ihr Rueckschlaege beim Schachspielen."  With apologies to Goethe.

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Luitpoldt wrote:

"Wer nie sein Brot mit Traenen ass, ... der kennt euch nicht, ihr Rueckschlaege beim Schachspielen."  With apologies to Goethe.

 

Hey man, on a scale of cookies to rye bread, how baked do I look??

 

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AAaaaaaaaawwwwoooooooooooooo!

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What's that, the sea urchin gonad roll, or the amberjack bean curd tako taco?

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Always bring bread when heading outdoors, never knowing when a sandwich will come in handy..

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How to make toast in outer space

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