What bread to eat while playing chess?

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HappyChessGuy wrote:
 

Yeah, that bread looks like a grandmaster playing the white pieces.

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A common strategy employed by Kramnik amongst others is placing a slice of toast upright next to the clock, this leaving the opponent vexed; will it fall? Why doesn't it topple? Maybe if I shake the table, it will finally keel over..? What the..? Still no? Oh God, there goes my knight. 

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vulpesVelox wrote:

A common strategy employed by Kramnik amongst others is placing a slice of toast upright next to the clock, this leaving the opponent vexed; will it fall? Why doesn't it topple? Maybe if I shake the table, it will finally keel over..? What the..? Still no? Oh God, there goes my knight. 

Thus leaving the opponent vexed - not this leaving the opponent vexed...

Thus I am vexed with this this.

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egoole wrote:
 

Well if I am toast, I prefer to be French Toast, but without the eggs.

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  I would not recommend eating the top bun. Besides the butt to bun union, these buns contain bromates. Nobody likes Bromine. Bromine=obscene.

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This chicken, here, offers good advice on how to tell if your bread has become moldy.

Regretably, this chicken forgot to put an apostrophe in the word, "breads" (it should say, "bread's"), furthermore there should be a question mark after "moldy" and a period or exclamation point after the word "it".

So, there you have it, folks, a grammar lesson and a bread lesson all in one post! You are welcome!

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Looks like the bread thread be dead, oh dread!

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Lol....  I forgot to thank you for the grammar bread lesson.....  Thanks

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I think, bread. And grammer are your, welcome, highly related Okay? No, probleem!

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OMG...  They are everywhere... 
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:

Looks like the bread thread be dead, oh dread!

 

 

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That European voltage does some strange stuff to people...

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Oh dear! I'm in a panic now - er, make that a pancake...

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ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:

That European voltage does some strange stuff to people...

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I'm Bready! 

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Ha.

so funny...

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True

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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