what happened to trysts?

hahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!  Have you seen the youtube video for 'chatrooms' ?

You mean this one? It's hilarious! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC1xFjGcZ7c

No, search bob rivers show - chatroom

Found it! Lol, that one's funny too. 

I suppose anything is possible, but I'd be surprised.............whatever, she's smart and funny and gets my vote for the most entertaining person in the forums. She always says what we're all thinking but are too timid to say. I hope she recovers and comes back soon.

...kohai...you are so cool

trysts has only said what i'm thinking, maybe 2 times -- total.

"Ilikeflags", your position on more than a few topics seem to get you into "fighting matches" with some posters here. Not surprising that your match up with "trysts" is not even close.

Just like the Terminator, she'll be back.

We already miss her so much it hurts.  

Somebody say something positive about the US military or Christianity, that always draws her in with guns blazing!            

OK...I am always willing to take a risk:

Dear Trysts,  we avoid political or religious topics here.  Chess.com is about CHESS.   CHESS is apolitical and secular.  All people can enjoy chess, regardless of ignorance in other areas.  Who cares if soldiers died to protect democracy or if Jesus died to inspire love....I am not going to go there....if you really want to have a tryst, Trysts....let's go.  

What?!!

I didn't sign up for this.  I came here for the dating widget.

Does anybody here have Windows 7?

I think he changed his name.

...I think Bill Gates has a copy of Windows 7....

As for dating...do you mean widgets or midgets?

I still want a date with Trysts...oh Trysts, you have reached mythical status, like a unicorn or Zooey Deschanel or that chick in the Hobbit movies...

No hobbits, I prefer tall women.

...legs to the sky?

When @Trysts comes back at the end of the Summer.  There should be a thread (replacing the CPOTM, which ends in July) with CCPOTM.

The first "C" standing for CLUELESS.

There are now about a dozen very serious contenders for this title, all vying in a series of threads started by @Snakesbellys, and a few others.

Even @Snakes is stunned (yes stunned) by how serious these guys take his threads, no matter how mightily he tries to convince them otherwise.  It's like the Bizarro World from old line Superman comic books.

@Trysts would be the perfect person to oversee this new contest, and to "herd these cats."  All in good fun, and camaraderie, of course.

It would be great counterpoint to the burgeoning number of "Parhammammy threads" now speading like wildfire through the forums.  Those guys are deadly serious too.  Buyer Beware.

So check out post #378 on the following thread.  Just hilarious.

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/reporting-lower-ranked-players-that-winrude?page=19

Trysts...ahh...humm...good times.