I learned how many idiots there are on the Internet.
Not as many as the idiots in real life.
So, somewhere out there there is "real" life,
My friends keep telling me to get a life, but I still haven't found a good site to download one.
1. Dont take the forums seriously.
2. People will act online, how they wouldnt act in person.
3. I can post pictures of bacon.
NOPE. I'd still empty yo pockets...almost have the chop stix manuever down...
Hey, I obviously knew what it was, but I'm not as old as bacon.
Wait til you reach that point in your life, when you say something to your kid(s), and you realize at that moment you have become your parents.
Or something like getting in the way of the t.v. because you're cleaning and your kid yells, "dad, you're in my way".
First time that happened, I immediately went back when I was 9. I just froze...laughed, then made him finish cleaning while laughing my ass off as I was walking away.
muahahahahahha!!!
I learned not to order the pizza here.Virtually tasteless!
English.
That even if the daily puzzle is a forced mate, beginners will call the solution wrong, and dumb, and offer a line they consider to be an improvement, often with incorrect notation and illegal moves.
For example 1.Nxd44 when there are no knights on the board, there is nothing to capture on d4, and it's not white's move.
chess
Chess
I learned how many idiots there are on the Internet.
And also a great many intelligent people as well! 
sex
sex
SHUT YOUR MOUTH
MAKE ME
OH I WILL
Thats what your mom said.
HEY DONT YOU DARE BRING MY MOM INTO THIS , I WILL...
sex
SHUT YOUR MOUTH
MAKE ME
OH I WILL
Thats what your mom said.
HEY DONT YOU DARE BRING MY MOM INTO THIS , I WILL...
hey just calm down!
Alright alright
is that a wolf eating your hand?
I learned how many idiots there are on the Internet.
Not as many as the idiots in real life.
So, somewhere out there there is "real" life,