What's the Fastest way to win a Chess game

heehee!

(I also liked Sangwin's Spy vs Spy thing.)

1. White resigns

1. either side forfeits

while shaking hands, tip his king over so he loses.

AndyClifton wrote:

manspider29 wrote:

one word: shotgun

heehee!

Yay someone laughed at my post :)

Irontiger wrote:

What's the Fastest way to win a Chess game ?

The initial position is actually a mate in 2578 moves. Find it and you will win all your games.

Ha I never knew that, that is so cool, so perfect chess is not a draw. . . (I assume it win for white)

could you have quoted

for fools mate moving the queen out early is a mistake. google for fishing pole opening trap if you want a good trap.

This post is hilarious.

The fastest way to win in chess is to play bullet and hope your opponent is worse than you. After 2 minutes you have either lost or won. Very fast!

is to play real blitz

The question is what's the fastest way to win, not what's the fastest way to lose.

Your clothes will not necessarily be stained. It depends on how you shoot you opponent.

Not if you do it from a sufficiently far distance away. For example, when your opponent has sat down on his seat, but you are still a couple of steps away...

If you wanna get some of the fastest ways to beat some one easily in chess, you must have a mastery of middlegame tactics. I have defeated an opponent who uses the scandinavian defense a few moments ago. Ok, check out my game as follows:

http://www.chess.com/livechess/game?id=673053623

You're kidding me, right ?

Everyone thought before April 1, 2004 that chess was a win for Black in 10786 moves, so that the initial position is actually a zugzwang. But later on it was discovered that the computer which made the calculation had a glitch and overlooked en passant captures, leading to the calculation being done again with the new results.

None ever seriously believed chess was a draw.

Can't get any faster than the Grand Prix attack to defeat the Sicilian.

1. Go to opponent's computer
2. Press Alt+F4
3. ????????????
4. Profit!

I'd say get to the match a little early and while you are putting your things down attach a device to the underside of the opponents chair.  When the match starts ask the TD what the beeping sounds are coming from your opponent side.

hahaha..nyc one Sangwin.....