what's your favorite first move?

e4 but I'm a little less dependent on it than I was in the past.

I like to play as black

C4

(in this example, the opponent doesn't have very much of a brain)

I prefer my OPPONENT to play this as their first and second moves

Fischer WAS a tool and Fischer is dead!

1.b4! Best by Test!

I used to think this too, but I have realized the only thing about 1. b4 is it doesnt entirely play in the center as much as 1. e4, but even then, there is no way to refute it, and it has very high winrate for such a "terrible" opening.

Also, look at the elo differences... Thriller is 2000. Compared to them, neither of us know crap.

The bongcloud opening or 1. e4

Kf3

D4 Best by test

i forgot

KNIGHT to F3!!

That's Nf3, not Kf3.

C5 as black, if the opponent plays D4, go Nf3 g3 Bg2 O-O