Why don't you make that question another "important" Forum? 
Why Is the Rook so Short?
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Abdullah II bin Al-Hussein
Born: January 30, 1962 (age 56), Amman, Jordan
Coronation: June 9, 1999
Education: Islamic Educational College, Amman, Jordan
Title: King of Jordan
BISHOP_e3 wrote:
Why don't you make that question another "important" Forum?
Actually, I'm considering creating another forum thread but it won't be about Nigel Short or King Abdullah II. If I do, of course you'll visit it. Right?
I played against Nigel when he was 15... he won.
chessspy1 wrote:
I played against Nigel when he was 15... he won.
Have you ever played King Abdullah II?
No
Feb 13, 2018
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#58120 hrs ago
BISHOP_e3 wrote:
Why don't you make that question another "important" Forum?
FBLOGGS >>> "Actually, I'm considering creating another forum thread but it won't be about Nigel Short or King Abdullah II. If I do, of course you'll visit it. Right?"
BISHOP_e3>>>
I'll probably troll that forum a time or two!
BISHOP_e3 wrote:
#58120 hrs ago
BISHOP_e3 wrote:
Why don't you make that question another "important" Forum?
FBLOGGS >>> "Actually, I'm considering creating another forum thread but it won't be about Nigel Short or King Abdullah II. If I do, of course you'll visit it. Right?"
BISHOP_e3>>>
I'll probably troll that forum a time or two!
I knew I could count on your support. 
Don't judge a rook by it's cover. cough cough. BOOK by its cover
chadnilsen wrote:
That’s a nice looking tomato there, I wouldn’t call it horrible!
Don't judge a tomato by its name.
BISHOP_e3 wrote:
Apt avatar name H.T.
I'm guessing RottenTomato was taken. All the good ones are. After all, FredBloggs was taken. 
If you've been around here for a while, you know that I created this thread as a parody of stupid forum threads. Who would've thought it would become my most successful thread? You're probably thinking, "Damn, Bloggs, your other threads must really suck!" I don't think so. If you haven't visited them, check out my ad with links to two of them on the 29th page. There's another thread too but I don't think people appreciate long commercials. However, as a public service, I'll provide a link to Greatest chess master in history below.
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-players/greatest-chess-master-in-history-relatively
DamonevicSmithlov wrote:
The rooks should be at least 5 feet tall on a standard tournament set.
So you can create the forum thread, Why is the rook so tall?
FBloggs wrote:
BISHOP_e3 wrote:
Apt avatar name H.T.
I'm guessing RottenTomato was taken. All the good ones are. After all, FredBloggs was taken.
I bet qwertyGEICOBlueMagoes15 isn't taken. That's a pretty good one
Feb 14, 2018
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FBloggs wrote:
If you've been around here for a while, you know that I created this thread as a parody of stupid forum threads. Who would've thought it would become my most successful thread? You're probably thinking, "Damn, Bloggs, your other threads must really suck!" I don't think so. If you haven't visited them, check out my ad with links to two of them on the 29th page. There's another thread too but I don't think people appreciate long commercials. However, as a public service, I'll provide a link to Greatest chess master in history below.
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-players/greatest-chess-master-in-history-relatively
Dang, creating successful threads must really be hard work!
stewardjandstewardj wrote:
FBloggs wrote:
BISHOP_e3 wrote:
Apt avatar name H.T.
I'm guessing RottenTomato was taken. All the good ones are. After all, FredBloggs was taken.
I bet qwertyGEICOBlueMagoes15 isn't taken. That's a pretty good one
I'll bet that one will never be taken - except perhaps by you.
EscherehcsE wrote:
FBloggs wrote:
If you've been around here for a while, you know that I created this thread as a parody of stupid forum threads. Who would've thought it would become my most successful thread? You're probably thinking, "Damn, Bloggs, your other threads must really suck!" I don't think so. If you haven't visited them, check out my ad with links to two of them on the 29th page. There's another thread too but I don't think people appreciate long commercials. However, as a public service, I'll provide a link to Greatest chess master in history below.
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-players/greatest-chess-master-in-history-relatively
Dang, creating successful threads must really be hard work!
It's hard only if you create substantive ones. I created two and watched stupid threads attracting many more people. So I created a couple of lighthearted ones (by the way, other people create stupid threads; I create lighthearted ones) and sure enough they've attracted more people than the substantive ones. Quality does not sell in the forum thread business.
Is it just me or does Nigel Short look like King Abdullah II?