Will McDonald's help you play chess?

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i am a good American representative for McDonalds and the results of my chess dont lie hehe

NOW GIVE ME A BURGER OF FIX THIS WAFFLE DOOR!

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GMLeader wrote:

eating mcdonalds before every game is dangerous

It *is* possible to eat healthfully at fast food places; You just have to know what to avoid. It's not the fat that's bad for you, it's the sugar and highly processed carbs.

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GMLeader wrote:

i'm also a nutritionist and i'm just 14

Most nutritionists don't know squat...

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I don't think it would help

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I honestly think it might be more of a distraction to the game rather than an advantage.

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GMLeader wrote:

i'm also a nutritionist and i'm just 14

1.) Requirements include a Bachelor's degree in a relevant health field, with a Master's degree in Dietetics strongly preferred; a Health Coaching Certificate from a recognized credentialing organization, 3-5 years of experience; and knowledge in current evidence-based methods of health coaching.

 

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chaotikitat wrote:
GMLeader wrote:

i'm also a nutritionist and i'm just 14

1.) Requirements include a Bachelor's degree in a relevant health field, with a Master's degree in Dietetics strongly preferred; a Health Coaching Certificate from a recognized credentialing organization, 3-5 years of experience; and knowledge in current evidence-based methods of health coaching.

 

And with all of that, the only thing they know how to do is to parrot the "my plate" nonsense...

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Just find someone who looks really healthy and eat THEM.

 

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I had a relative in the hospital recently. Hospital food is some of the worst food on the planet...

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Eating mcdonalds before a round makes a man stupid, sleepy, and tired

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EscherehcsE wrote:

I had a relative in the hospital recently. Hospital food is some of the worst food on the planet...

Loved hospital food when I was there. I was eight though, and I was willing to eat anything but rice which may have influenced my opinion

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blueemu wrote:

 

As a lactose intolerant I can confirm that this helps me to play chess

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GMLeader wrote:

sorry guys, my brother got on my account

As penance, you should make him watch the video that I posted, lol

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GMLeader wrote:

our dad blocked youtube on the computer lol

Sometimes I think I should do that...

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GMLeader wrote:
EscherehcsE wrote:
GMLeader wrote:

our dad blocked youtube on the computer lol

Sometimes I think I should do that...

ur a dad?

I meant I should block it for myself, haha

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GMLeader wrote:

I am getting ready to be a nutrisionist and from my opinion, the bad stuff in a Big Mac is the fat (saturated and trans) and also the white bread that gets stuck in your stomach and takes a lot of time to get out of the body so it's also a problem. And the vegetables are probably converted somehow (added bad nutrients to it)

Well, there shouldn't be any trans fat in anything, although the food manufacturers can use a loophole where if the serving size is small enough, and if the trans fat is less than 1/2 of a gram per serving, then they can say it's zero. You have to look at the ingredients and see if there is anything that's hydrogenated or partially-hydrogenated. But yeah, trans fat is the absolute worst thing you can put in food. It's poison. Your body can't break it down, and it just lingers in your system and causes problems. 

Saturated fat is okay. Yeah, I know, everybody says it's bad, but they're wrong. Do your research and you'll find out. (And don't read those epidemiological studies - Read the randomized control trials.)

The other bad stuff is the sugar and highly processed carbs, which includes the buns.

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And maybe the next to worst thing is any seed oil (canola, corn, soybean, Crisco shortening, etc.). In my opinion, those are poison, too.

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Maybe, just try and see if it works 🤷‍♀️
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i have the chorro if i eat mcdonalds, the ice cream is cool though, fries are okay