You might be a chess player if...

You might be a chess player if...You judge a woman's looks by how good she would look as a Queen on your chess board.

.....if you own more dual chess clocks than alarm clocks.

You insist only to use a fork while eating.

You might be a chess player if...you actually want to hang out with strange old men at the park.

...if you have a tattoo of Bobby Fischer anywhere on your body.

...You know your rating, but not your own weight.

...your entire Amazon wish list consists of chess books.

...any time Zurich is mentioned, you immediately think of David Bronstein.

...you named your dog after your favorite opening.

...you get a boner when you think about pinning or skewering a queen -- and not because you have a sexual fetish for female monarchs.

you have to double check to see if your poison pawn is pinned

YMBACPI...you pay for Internet on your 7-day Cruise Vacation so you can keep up with your daily games.

You might be a chess player if....You scrutinize positions on any chess board shown on TV or in films.

...You see a castle and think about king and rook.

...You play checkers and it just ain't fun :/

....If you've ever spent more on a chess set than a weeks worth of groceries.

...if you are reading this....