You Need to Cheat to Win.

Yep.

I've cheated.  I'll be the first to say it.  I've lied also.  However, to get my scholarship's...no I didn't cheat to get that.  To get my promotions in the military, that came through hard work.  When I got busted for drinking underage a couple years back, yes I definitely lied...only to keep the person who bought me the drink from getting arrested.  I told the officer I took the drink myself, I didn't try to lie and say I didn't drink.  In fact, it was for my honesty in telling I drank that I got away free.

Did Bobby Fischer cheat to win against the Russians?  If I remember correctly, the Russian players had a crew of analysts, while Fischer did the work himself (due to paranoia).

Did Jimmi Hendrix cheat to become a rock idol?  You can't cheat music, either the music sounds good or it doesn't.

You're so closed minded...I just can't believe it!

He may be messed up, but he makes more sense than... what are you? What would you be called, with your valley girl speech and use of a perverse parody of the English language? The answer, of course, is McGooberrotic Spazatronus.

Oh, yes. Like "your one messed up kid lol" has everything to do with the subject at hand. I'm just saying that his argument was a convincing one. The messed-up ones usually are.

How so?

How did he put it?

about who?

Actually, there are more ways to lose. One can lose by refusing to obey the rules (USCF 13I), by showing up over an hour late (USCF 13D, 13E, and 13F), and by sealing an invalid move with no reasonable interpretation (USCF 13H).

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yeah that's probably how someone would come across if they were having a complete nervous breakdown or something.