Dum dum dum!!!!! (This is suspense music) ;-)
The entire Blog section of Chess.com is gone! Is this due to V3??
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We now bring you exclusive continuing coverage
of the ongoing crisis
at the Golden Gate Bridge...
We now go to our reporter
live on the scene…
Reporter: This is the situation as we know it.
The V2 Revolutionary leader Elenin
has been attempting to negotiate a settlement
with the Apes.
Reporter:
The Apes are currently maintaining a position on the bridge itself.
The Apes have offered to pull back
just north of the
Golden Gate
IF,
and ONLY IF
their demand is met…
by midnight tonight.
Reporter:
We don't know much more...
but we DO know that
they have demanded
that Chess.com member 8 by 8
be handed over to them.
Elenin has not spoken any further to the press.
But we will keep you informed
of any further developments
in this fluid situation.
Back to you in the studios.
just in...
hahahahaa Do you speak ape? No, but I DO speak chess.com. CLOSE ENOUGHT!
Jul 25, 2014
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Babytigrrr wrote:
*holds breath* ...
I'm holding a long face Baby O.
@RJC Yeah pretty much. I'll be quiet.
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This just in...
It is rumored Elenin, that 8 by 8 was erased by the nanobots, a close ally to the apes. Any truth to this?
We have to assume that 8 by 8 is still alive.
As the Golden Gate Ape deadline approaches...
he remains our only hope.
We interupt this program
to bring you the following update
on the Golden Gate Ape Crisis.
It has just been confirmed
that Chess.com member 8 by 8
has been erased by the Nanobots.
Approximately 30 minutes ago,
a whistleblower
who goes by the name Davenik
informed authorities
that 8 by 8 was
injected,
and then infected,
and then ejected
from The ChessMobile.
His erasure has also seemed to erase
any hope of ending the current standoff.
The Golden Gate Apes have claimed innocence
and still demand
the surrender of 8 by 8
by midnight tonight.
We now return you to our regularly scheduled program...
already in progress.
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