The entire Blog section of Chess.com is gone! Is this due to V3??

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kboyer309

 

News Anchor: 

 

We bring you this Special Report

 

on Nanobotics.

 

 

 

Today’s erasure of Chess.com member 8 by 8 has

 

not only shocked the international community…

 

but also the scientific community.

 

 

 

So we have brought in a man…

 

who claims to be a doctor

 

in the field of nanotechnology…

 

to explain what happened here today.

 

Dr. Neilson is it?

 

Just what is a nanobot?

kboyer309

Dr. Neilson: 

 

Nanobotics is the creation of machines or robots

 

whose components are at or close

 

to the scale of a nanometer,

 

which is  10−9 meters.[

 

And yes, I am a doctor.


kboyer309

News Anchor: 

 

So …d o c t o r, surely  

you can tell us how the erasure of 8 by 8

 

could possibly happen with this new technology?

kboyer309

Dr. Neilson: 

 

Please address me as Dr. Neilson.

 

And the technology is actually quite old.

 

It’s said to have originated

 

thousands of years ago…

 

in the times of the ancient Sumerians.

 

But in those days…

 

It was known as

 

V3.

kboyer309

News Anchor: 

 

Surely you must tell us more.

kboyer309

Dr. Neilson: 

 

 

 

I will…

 

but I’ve already asked you to PLEASE address me

 

as Dr. Neilson.

kboyer309

Dr. Neilson: 

 

 

 

The explanation is quite simple, actually.

 

V3 is a virus that attaches itself to the host…

 

and then destroys it.

kboyer309

News Anchor: 

 

We want to thank you, doctor…

 

or whatever you are…

 

for that information.

 

 

 

We now return you to our regularly scheduled program…

 

"Heidi"…

 

already in progress.

kboyer309

This just in...

kboyer309

Babytigrrr

Nooooo!!!! Elenin needs to be rescued SaS-stylie (sisterhood attack squad) forthwith!

Davenik

I believe we will hear more on this.....

RonaldJosephCote

                     WAIT!,  what did I miss?  they put something in my drink. Is Elenin all right ??   How many quards are on her now??   Double it.  And whatever you do.... DON'T CALL HIM SHIRLY.    Jesus, I picked the WRONG week to STOP playing DRUMS

RonaldJosephCote

                    OH NOooo!   ALERT!     We're coming up on post 666.  Its a trap. ELENIN, don't go in there.

RonaldJosephCote

                 I'll take point on this one. I don't want to lose any more men. 

RonaldJosephCote

                 That's what led to the blog section being gone in the 1st place.

RonaldJosephCote

                  B..O...O..Mmmmm!      WOW!  those new flac vests REALLY do work. Charlton Heston once told me, "thank god, and General Dynamics". (note to self), invest in Ratheon, and 3M.       OK, the coast is clear.

RonaldJosephCote

                     I say we honker down here for the evening and get some sleep. Light em if you got em. I want a 360 perimeter around Elenin. Will start fresh at 1st light.

Davenik

So, is the blog fixed or still infected by the V3 virus?

Joseph-S
RonaldJosephCote wrote:

                 I'll take point on this one. I don't want to lose any more men. 

 Sir, suggest we send in the Exterminator Special Forces Team before dawn to wipe out the V3 virus and hopefully the infected monkeys with it, that are holding Elenin.  Naturally, they'll take the antidote for Elenin with them.